totes gnar

The best of the best! A phrase that combines voices of the past("totally gnarley"), the present ("totes") and the future (because it sounds like some shit Spock would say!) Not to be used lightly or over used. If it is not the best, it is not...totes gnar.

Joe: " So her AND her sister were all over me @ the party...then, when I was done with them, they fell asleep....And I boned their hot mom!! "

Tony: "That...is....Totes Gnar!!!"

by breaker413 May 20, 2015

Unity Gardens

A Unity Garden is a place where bitches use hoes (the tools) to plant straight up bad ass open vegetable gardens to feed mah homies

Yo man I just visited a couple of Unity Gardens, but my favorite is the one at LaSalle Square, it was lit af!

by lucidy August 16, 2018

The Garden

It’s a song that goes like this

No I won't

You know you're all alone, your friends, they aren't at home
Everybody's gone to the garden
As you look into the trees, you can look, but you don't see
Flowers seem to tease you at the garden
Everybody's there, but you don't seem to care
What's it with you man, and this garden? Yeah

Turned into my worst phobia
A crazy man's utopia
If you're lost, no one can show ya
But it sure was glad to know ya
Only poor boys take a chance
On the garden's song and dance
Feel her flowers, as they wrap around
But only smart boys do without

You can find it all inside, no need to wrestle with your pride
No, you ain't losing your mind, you're just in the garden
They can lead you to yourself or you can throw it on the shelf
But you know you can look inside for the garden

I wasn't really scared
Lost my virginity there
To a gypsy with blond hair
But now no one seems to care
Like a mouse inside a maze
Wandering 'round for daze
With a smile upon my face
I never want to leave this place
Only poor boys take a chance
On this garden song and dance
Feel her flowers, as they wrap around
But only smart boys do without
Turned into my worst phobia
It's a crazy man's utopia
If you're lost no one can show you
But it sure was glad to know you

Bye-bye, so long, bye-bye
It's glad to know you
Bye-bye
Bye-bye
Aw, so long

by Mommy I Rocky January 23, 2022

Sheep Garden

This is the nickname of the leader of enhypen's Jungwon. His name literally means Sheep Garden (Yang: Sheep, Jungwon: Garden). He even dressed as a sheep in I-land.

Person1: Why is Jungwon called Sheep Garden?
Person2: Because that's what his name means.

by Jiminmyfeelings December 31, 2021

Milwaukee Garden Hose

Whilst eating a stick of celery, a man pulls out mid-sex and pees all over the girl and nearby vegetables. Problems can arise with the lack of availability of vegetables.

I did a good olf fashioned Milwaukee Garden Hose with the missus last night.

by Salacious Crump April 25, 2022

Grace Gardiner

She is the most beautiful woman in the world. She is the perfect companion to me as her Daddy. She loves life on the edge and doesn’t take any shit. If you come across a Grace gardiner then message me personally because I will hunt you down and sacrifice you to the gods. She has the most perfect pussy in the world and is the only woman I will ever let peg me (yes she has that power so be careful) I will update this after the pegging

Wow is that your “Grace gardiner”
Yeah she is and I hope you back the fuck off even though she will probably fuck you and spit you out for fun

by randomguy1997 July 22, 2022

milk my garden

when a female asks someone to play with them until they cum they will sometimes ask them to milk their garden

I am so horny right at the moment, milk my garden now!

by Garden Milker July 15, 2009