Gluten hoe

When a person only eats gluten based foods even when it is not needed

He is eating curry with bread instead of rice, he is such a gluten hoe

by BhandCurryBaba July 29, 2020

glutch

Newfoundland English term (archaic) for choke.

Billy swallered a big chicken bone and glutched on 'n.

by Egon Spengler September 16, 2005

gluten

The most awesome substance known to man. It is the extract of mexican diarrhea, which is made by shitting through a tennis racket. If you chemically break down the diarrhea, you will get two subtances, gluten and bubers.

"Dude, what the hell is wrong with your soyjoy bar?"
"Oh, its gluten-free."
"It looks like a bar of solidified diarrhea."

by TheBoz486 March 12, 2009

Glutard

Glutard, someone who can not have wheat gluten in their diet.

Don't worry, I cooked you a special glutard friendly dinner.

by Omega in Colorado October 7, 2010

Glutto

Someone who always watches movies to the end, even if the movie is terrible.

"I finished watching Suicide Squad."
"You must be a glutto for punishment."

by glutto December 23, 2016

Glutoris

a spot on your body not quite the glutes and not the clitoris but and area in the middle you can still stimulate to reach climax.

She was ice skating and fell so hard she broke her glutoris.

by hallpassaj August 20, 2011

Gluten free cunt

All those idiots that haven't been tested but think a good allergy is a fashion accessory

I spoke to the gluten free cunt at the counter

Wanna knock the rest of her good teeth out

by sunny as fuck February 10, 2017