Only glamorous people have them; responsible for feelings of artistic and sometimes sexual pleasure when stimulated. They sparkle and glitter like diamonds.

Lady Gaga has a glitoris.

Glitoris by cjhazard March 27, 2010

Related Words

Glutoris • Glitoris • glutorious

glutorious

lots of butts gathering in one area

"The music sucked at that party but it was pretty glutorious so it all evened out."

"Damn, the library was so glutorious today, i could have "read" for hours"

glutorious by funked out April 11, 2010

Glitoris

This is the gland found between the legs of a female pixie that secrets glitter. This is similar to the female human clitoris but differs in that most men probably have a better chance of being able to find a glitoris.

Loads of glitter came out of that pixie's glitoris.

Glitoris by MindNinja January 29, 2015

Glitoris

Noun.
1. A clitoris with glitter on it. (Something wonderful or disastrous has happened)
2. An infection waiting to happen

Adjective
1. Gay as in happy
2. Fabulous
3. The most thing
4. Total satisfaction

5. Perception shattering
6. So inspirational that it changes lives
7. Genderless God
8. Delicious

“That was so glitoris, I’m changing my major”
“Gurl, you’re so glitoris right now”
“Bro- your outfit is glitoris”
“Babe- glitoris me”
“I feel glitoris”

Glitoris by More LionpawLilliez March 2, 2019

Glitoris

When you can't be arsed to glue on your vajazzle, so you just dip your fanny in glitter instead.

Gimme two minutes, I've just gotta slap some glitoris on my front bottom.

Glitoris by Senor Gooch May 27, 2019

Glitoris

(n) 1) The result of a vajazzling appointment gone horribly wrong. AKA, a sparkling clitoris.

(n) 2) A pierced clitoris in which the wearer inserts a gemstone adorned piece of jewelry.

Man I got the new girl at the spa today, I am now the proud mama of a glitoris. I swear, the thing looks like a pearl in a clam shell.

Glitoris by JadedK October 3, 2014

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026

hobo loko

any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear

hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh

hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".

Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."

God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011

Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.

Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?

city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006

Word of the Day on September 17, 2026