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glossat

A fun loving person who is a passionate Christian, who looks out for their friends, and knows how to have fun at the same time, also known as "Darl" they say,
"hey isnt that candy over their?"

"yeahh Glossat"

"mmm she is such a darl"
by coco doll August 4, 2009
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Glossettes

Glossettes are candy-shaped deer droppings found in most provincial parks. The small ones are identified as chocolate-covered raisins, and the larger ones are the peanut variety.
It is said that at the chocolate factory, they are mass produced by feeding peanuts and raisins to antler-bearing animals, and packaging the end product.
Q#1: "Awwww, I just sat in glossettes!"
Q#2: " Raisins or peanuts?"
by HotChiladas October 6, 2009
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glosta

An affectionate term for the seaport city of Gloucester, MA, highlighting its inhabitants' habitual dropping of the letter "r" in normal speech. Gloucester is often mispronounced by tourists as "glochester" or "glow-ster." Therefore, by using the "glosta" pronunciation, visitors are more likely to fit in locally.
We're heading down to St. Peter's Fiesta in Glosta.
by Glostafarian May 25, 2012
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glossy taco

The quick dry top coat you put on top of nail polish

-SimplyNailogical
After I put my nail polish, I put a glossy taco over it.
by Holo sexuals August 14, 2017
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glossy taco

Put a glossy taco on that.
by SimplynailogicalSuperFan July 30, 2017
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Glossified

adj: when one has applied the appropriate amount of lip gloss to one's lips to make them look presentable or more attractive.
when a female has applied lip gloss and says "I'm now glossified, we can go." or if a friend of hers says "Your lips are now glossified, lets get out of here."
by anonymous March 3, 2005
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Glosbian

n. A West Country Lesbian.

Seen frolicking often around their favourite Wetherspoons/Yates/other Dives around Gloucestershire, the Glosbian mercilessly hunts other hapless lady-luvvies to absorb into her gut underneath her heavy, sagging tits - where they will die of suffocation and the cider-flavoured venom they secrete.

The discharge of a Glosbian can be used to make Double Gloucester cheese when the moon is full, but only if there are two of them.

Leave VKs, K2s and other bottled chav-poison in strategic locations to make this possible by incapacitating them.

Latest Safaris have indicated that Glosbian herds may in fact go east to visit Cheltenham in the Winter months to drink there, as apparently merely drinking somewhere nicer makes one posher by default, but this has yet to be proven conclusively.

NB. Glosbians burst into flames upon contact with Real Cock. It is the >only< way to defeat them.
Oh moy life! I'm not being funny, rite, but that girl over there is blatantly gunna get on 'er mate, like.

Oh no! It's one of them.............Glosbians! Run!
by Bananarama Brian December 9, 2010
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