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The in-between of being drunk and hungover.
Shit, I don't know if I'm drunk or hungover. I think I'm glossy
by ZullyZ May 28, 2020
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Nov 27 Word of the Day
A stupid person; it refers to the lack of surface area on an individual's brain. The general thought is that the more surface area (wrinkles, creases, etc.) a brain has, the smarter the person is. Conversely, a person with a smooth brain (no wrinkles) has less surface area and would therefore be stupid.
That fucking smooth brain put his shirt on backwards again...

That smooth brain is dumber than a pile of shit.
by Tip Tank May 14, 2011
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Slick or clever in nature: can be referring to speech, text, style, or any trait in general.
"The way he talks is so glossy"
"Her style is so glossy"
by inhousepali October 02, 2016
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have you seen that girl hilary? she is one glossy broad.
by ben_yo January 13, 2004
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fabulously great looking in every way. The highest form of beauty and allure is glossiness.
Sienna Miller is damn glossy.
by aliska higginbottom August 10, 2005
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A type of printout where the paper is shiny.
The printing company only charges 25 cents for a glossy.
by nick_g June 14, 2010
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