garfeld

A fatass orange cat who eats drug traced lasagna and smokes weed

"I hate garfeld"
"Me too he's an asshole"

by Pussydestroyer531 September 5, 2022

guffed

something that is very tuff, just like the fortnite skin guff.

yo that's tuff like guff
that was guffed
tuffington 2 like guffington 2

by GoggleSquadron January 28, 2023

Rusty gaff

A rusty gaff is similar to a well known rusty hook,or a lesser know powerful rusty hook.The main difference is you rusty up your grease rod instead of a classless finger.

Last night I ovened the dutch girl after I gave her the powerful rusty gaff.She asked me to marry her the next day.

by TrapEdicate November 23, 2019

Shaft Gaff

When a penis is exposed in public for example a nip slip or an up skirt.

Did you see Justin Beiber's shaft gaff?

Yeah, his dick is so small.

by The OG Manager February 18, 2020

sean oggs gaff

once youre in, youre never out. sean oggs house is a curse. for example: morgan taylor was a healthy young boy, he went into sean oggs gaff and he was changed into an mkat (mephedrone) sniffing junkie. he said he will be getting off it but continued to sniff. sean oggs gaff is paranormal and definitely not recommended. MINCED EH X

1 - we should go sean oggs gaff.
2 - HELL NO THAT PLACE IS CURSED.

by the beast of banff May 8, 2023

gaffes

Something Joe Biden does I think? Wait what was I saying? . No wonder, it don’t make sense and it’s not on UrbanDictionary

Gaffes - Turn on your tv tonight wait wait I mean your record player tape.. I was thinking in my head... horse face pony butt! What I’m trying to say... wait what

by DjSniper_ June 13, 2020

Gayfer

Da noun form of a gay person. More offensive than homo but less than faggot.

Just because it jumped when I saw him bend over dont make me a gayfer.

by Nigga WHAT March 19, 2003