fucktard

The world's hottest mustard, inducer of searing nasal pain and sometimes permanent nasal hairloss.

Person 1:Hey, did you pick up some mustard?
Person 2:Yeah, I got some Fucktard.
Person 3 (awakes from drunken stupor) Holy fuck! Better get some beerz ready!

by Cheeseboy777 May 29, 2006

fucktarded

when your beyond retarded and dumb ass a motherfucker

Hell that fool is fuckin fucktarded

by Big Slim August 15, 2004

fucktard

some one so mother fucking retared you wonder how they get dressed in the morning.

dude why are you such a fucktard

by bob the mailman March 13, 2008

fucktard

The absolute bottom of the barrel idiot.

Mobius got caught trying to stuff handfuls of dirt up his ass. He is definetly a fucktard.

by sgtpppr September 18, 2003

fucktard

Person who thinks something is only right if it's the way they want it or the way they would do it.
Fucktards usually have deep seeded misconceptions about reality and viewpoints.

That fucktard is stating their opinion again, while being assertive, inconsiderate and irrational.

by PineappleJuice March 12, 2015

Fucktard

A compulsive lying, cheating sack of shit who uses any means for sinister purposes in order to use, manipulate and control others for his own benefit but in a direct person to person situation, he is really just a spineless pussy.

John Marshall is such a fucktard.

by happygirl85 July 21, 2009

fucktard

A dumbass, combination of "fucking" and "retard"

He just crashed into a tree, what a fucktard!

by Your mom goes to college!!!! June 17, 2005