flabergasm

An extreme feeling of flabergast.

Extreme suprise.

I had a flabergasm when I realized we had a black president.

by Dt654 January 16, 2011

Flabbygasted

A state of astonishment, particularly among the overweight and obese.

1. Oprah was utterly flabbygasted when her husband timidly told her she had "put on a few".
2. When Britney got on the scales after a night of cheesecake and prawns, she was well and truly flabbygasted.

by Stirling Argus June 7, 2013

flabplat

The action of eating steak but not cutting it. you legit just pick the entire thing up with your fork and before you can even get a bite, it slides off of the fork and slaps onto your plate.

It leaves you very discouraged

"Aw man, dude, I just had a flabplat at the restaurant"
"HOLY FUCK DUDE ARE YOU ALRIGHT"
"I dont even know man."
"flabplats are the worst.. i feel so bad"
":("
"how the fuck did you just say ':('"
"must be the flabplat talking."
":0"
"oh shit"

by getoffmyblanket September 25, 2017

flabby dagger

A penis so large that it’s bearer can never get a full erection

With difficulty Ross bundled his flabby dagger into Rachel’s two pence

by Sharpenedteeth October 14, 2018

Flabbernuggets

A word to say to avoid swear words because you're trying to stay holy that month.

OH MY FLABBERNUGGETS!! Jonathan actually did a flip! I did not expect that!

by BroBerry June 13, 2019

Flabsani

A flabsani is the most annoying person you could think of. This is the pinnacle of insults and if you are called one ... be scared.

Will: "look at that guy, he's sooooooo annoying"
Tommy: "Yeah what a Flabsani"

by Will Falanges with an F March 30, 2021

flablurjulon

A extremely super Cool and Dark aged Planet that settles a lot of sexy and evil demons living on it if I was to guess (a place to go for super hoes)

If I could go to flablurjulon I Would leave my wife and have all the sex I want

by Billyz November 13, 2021