Financial Advisor

A person who learns about money only to find that people make random emotional decisions. The sacrificial lamb of the urban jungle. When financial markets are up, even the most ignorant advisor looks like a hero. When markets are down, the most professional and savvy advisor will be trash talked, fired and sued.

Hey, how come you're driving that piece of crap car?

I was a financial advisor in 2008.

Hey, who's that guy in the Mercedes?

That was a financial adviser who retired in 2007.

by Bluetired February 19, 2010

American Express Financial Advisor

A group of people who are in the middle of a class action lawsuit, because they conned a bunch of clients into investing in funds that would mostly benefit the advisor.

If you get a phone call from an American Express Financial Advisor, my advise to you is to run. These advisors live in nice homes off of "your" money

by Conned October 15, 2008

Financial Domination

The fetish/fantasy/lifestyle act of one person being submissive with their finances (giving money) and the other person taking or demanding finances(receiving money).

I took his money and gave him nothing in return like a real mistress of Financial Domination does.

by Mistress Claire Dollface February 12, 2017

Final exams

Tests with no meaning, they are just extremely annoying

Biology final exams were so stupid, how do they expect us to know literally everything we went over threw out the whole year?

by Mountaindewizsik January 11, 2010

Final Fantasy x

A great game. Mainly about the story.

My reviews are Graphics 8/10, Cinematic 10/10, Game Play 7/10, Music 10/10, Story 10/10. I will never forget about this game because of the story. I would rate this game 100/10 for the story; it's absolutely touching. I'm not a gay type but this game really made my cry a couple of times. This game is more like a movie than a game but if this game was a movie, this game would be like 150% better than Titanic.

This is your chance to change the spiral of death; this is the time where you control your destiny.-Auron.

Yuna, let's go to Zanarkand together; not the one if spira, the one where I'm from. I can show you what blitzball is like over there!-Tidus

I must defeat Sin.-Yuna

Kimahri must protect Yuna.-Kimahri

Don't do it Yuna, don't sacrifice yourself to do the final summonning!-Rikku

I am the captain of the blitzaball team. Do you wanna join our team, bro?-Wakka

It's ok, Yuna. I'll be at your side as always.-Lulu

by Anonymous January 14, 2005

Final Fantasy 7 remake

Something that will take forever to come out.

"How long is she gonna stay in there!? Man, the Final Fantasy 7 remake will come out before she does!"

WARNING: Do not say this in front of your gf unless if said gf has a crush on Cloud, Zack, Sephiroth or all three of them.* If thats the case you may want to break up with them anyway.

*or Quina.

by Adelbert Steiner April 7, 2008

Finality

When someone ends a friendship or relationship actually giving you a reason, verses disappearing without an explanation.

"At least it was finality when Jim said he doesn't want to stay together because I won't put out. My last boyfriend just drifted off and never told me what the problem was."

by catluver42 January 6, 2008