felch waffler

n. a fat horny kid who drinks 4 or more loads of cum out of an ass hole.

Wow keenan is one sick felch waffler.

by Meekis February 15, 2005

felching

To suck freshly ejaculated semen from any orifice, usually the anus.

From the Chuck Palahniuk book: "Invisible Monsters"

'"Felching," I lower my voice. I'm calm now. "Felching is when a man fucks you up the butt without a rubber. He shoots his load, and then plants his mouth on your anus and sucks out his own warm sperm, plus whatever lubrication and feces are present. That's felching. It may or may not," I add, "include kissing you to pass the sperm and fecal matter into your mouth."'

by IAmTylerDurden July 29, 2008

felch

The Act of sucking ones own semen out of a partner's orifice after ejaculation.

Cole felched Destin's ass dry after blowing his meat missile.

by Trev Man March 27, 2007

thats so fetch

Made popular by the movie mean girls. meaning:thats cool, popular(as in an item),hot,pretty baisicly anything good.

"Describe this shirt,thats so fetch!"

by Danielle Something May 2, 2006

felch

To suck the semen, santorum, or other fluids out of an orifice after sexual intercourse. Not necessarily limited to sex with human beings.

Rich felched the santorum out of his dog's ass.

by Kevin Carson March 4, 2004

Fetchin' Day

A general exclamation of something happening not to one's liking.

See also fucking hell

Austin: Fetchin' Day Szzark is a beast!

by Jasarn June 12, 2008

felching

Oral retrieval of semen from the anus.

After shooting a copious load of cum up her ass, Mark buried his face in her ass and began felching his lady love.

by JD August 17, 2003