fartiment

Those kind of compliments that get said as a result of a brain fart or something utterly obvious.
A compliment coming from the obviousphere, showing such ignorance that you should be ashamed receive it or even appreciate it.

Mostly seen on socials, as a result of a boner draining too much blood from the brain.

"Woa, look at Sissy's video! She's so good at dancing!" (sarcasm)
"Lemme see! OMG, let me comment it! (thethirst is real now): <<WOA SISSY I LOVE THE WAY YOU DANCE MOVING YOUR MODY AT THE SOUND OF MUSIC!"
"Well, duh, what a compliment, I'm about to get envious..." (sarcasm)
"She's so talented at dancing so dancily dancing, with all those dancy moves!>>"
"Quite a fartiment indeed..."

by NeatWolf May 21, 2018

Argument

Something you don't do with a woman when she knows her facts.

"I didn't do it baby I swear" Woman- "see? This why we're having an argument bc you lying an I got proof you just don't wanna admit it."

by #madweed October 31, 2018

Argumentum a Verbo Carpe

From Latin: Argument from misspelling of word

Dismissing an argument or statement on the grounds that a word or more is spelt incorrectly instead of the argument presented itself. A subsection of the Red Herring and Ad Hominem fallacies

Person A comment: According to the link you oosted, this doesn't support anything you say.
Person B Comment: Seriously it's posted, learn how to spell.
Person A Comment: Argumentum a Verbo Carpe. Instead of focusing on my typo, try to address my point.

by mariojuggernaut February 1, 2019

argumentalistic

Anything deemed argumentative, is considered argumentalistic

Gawd that Kateh ain't half argumentalistic today, huh?

by KatehMaree July 22, 2019

Argument

A word fight.

My girlfriend and I had a disagreement so we got in a huge argument.

by Hypnotic Talent October 25, 2019

Cargument

An intense conversation in your car, normally but not exclusively involving your partner

Seriously, are we really going to get into this now?!? Do you really want a cargument right now???

by Syfaphonetic December 26, 2019

argumentative compliment

When someone you have strong feelings for does not understand how truly amazing they are!

You literally do NOT understand how amazing you are. An argumentative compliment is when someone tries to tell you that you are amazing when really they are the amazing one.

by Kaleidoscopesaretrippy January 25, 2020