Morgan Freeman

Morgan Freeman is a god among us mirtal humans. The only reason the sun rises in the morning is because he narrarates it in his sleep the night before.

Boy: hey do you wanna see a movie
Girl: oh Morgan Freeman no!!!

by Godless Empire April 13, 2015

oh my morgan freeman

Morgan Freeman is believed to be God's alias, therefore the exclamation Oh my God (omg) now has a synonym, "Oh my Morgan Freeman" (ommf).

"Oh my Morgan Freeman, did you see what he wrote on her formpsring?!"

or "Oh my Morgan Freeman, that sounded awesome!!!"

by namphi.rose May 30, 2010

jermiah ''get this money'' freeman

he is not a real person he is a voice impersonating of a 20 year old gangster with a up and coming rap career but is just 13 year old white kid with an abnormally deep voice.

me: you heard of that guy jermiah ''get this money'' freeman ?
friend:aint that you?
me:mabey

by floridaman202069 June 2, 2020

Morgan Freeman’s Macedonian MacDonald Macadamia Nuts

a very good restaurant created by a person who saved the macadamia nuts from greece by using sharp corn given to them by paul from iowa which was then bought out by morgan freeman

Paul: “Wow I love the Macadamia Burger from Morgan Freeman’s Macedonian MacDonald Macadamia Nuts!”
Cat: “Same lol!”

by dacheeziestwhiz March 28, 2021

scot freeman: AKA:GuY wItH tHe GiRlS pAnTs

he is soo stupid!! he is gay and careless!! he freakin changed ryan cloud into some brianless idiot!!!!!

he is so careless about school...and he makes it so a bunch of people hate him and his friends!!!!

by ...... February 26, 2005

Operation Freeman

Religion and Government shouldn't mix. Keep the state out of church and the church out of state. Black out "In God We Trust" from our bills. To those who see this as anti-christian it is not, this simply a separation of church and state issue.

To Black out "In God We Trust" on bills.

Operation Freeman (Black out "In God We Trust" from our bills.)

Christ fag:i luv jebus
logical thinker:fuck you nigger

by Firesquirrel November 2, 2009

to freeman

To limp slightly around the kitchen while eating the contents of the refridgerator and spouting opinions with a mouthful of cake.

Hey Joel stop freemaning!
It's OK to freeman in your own house.

by c h a r l i e October 4, 2006