figure skating

an extremely hard sport that only the smartest, prettiest, most gorgeous people can do. boys who do it are gay

figure skating is cooler than hockey

by noosheeeeeeennnn September 17, 2008

Figurehead

A figurehead is an insecure mama's boy who likes to act tough on internet chat rooms and forums. Often spends hours researching material to come across as knowledgeable, but more times than not will be incorrect. A figurehead is easily spotted when confronted with bogus information. A figurehead will become combative, resorting to name calling and throwing fits.

When called out on his obvious lack of knowledge on the subject, figurehead started ranting, raving, and calling everyone an idiot. He had nothing else to backup his comments.

by ForumGod April 13, 2009

Figure of Screech

Like a figure of speech but used improperly or just wrong. Based on "Saved by the Bell" character, Samuel 'Screech' Powers, portrayed by actor Dustin Diamond. Sayings created by the spaz of the group that are so bad they are memorable and become common phrases.

figure of Screech: Jessie: How can we without hurting his feelings?

Screech: Why don't we just wave a skunk in front of him?

Screech: You know, Screech, for once you have a good idea?

and
Screech: Oh, a bully dumped me down the garbage chute. Someday I'm gonna get even with that girl.

and
Screech: If you want beautiful scenery, baby, wait 'til you see me in a wet T-shirt.

and
Screech: Who're you calling a cantaloupe, you melon head?

by AnimalMother969 April 25, 2015

Figureoutable

When your trying to figure something out and wondering if it's possible.

Someone - I wonder if it's possible to even figure this out?

Someone else - Of course! Everything is figureoutable!

by Misty Partly Cloudy May 31, 2022

figure it put

Someone says this if they are madly in love with you and obsessed

I’m really figure it put to this girl

by Sheep 5000 January 21, 2023

Action Figure

A doll that’s marcketed towards boys

An action figure is a doll, fucking get over it sexist 8 year olds.

by Heyitsj000 May 6, 2019

dynamic figure

Some say he's often seen scaling walls and crushing ice. He woos women with sensuous and godlike trombone playing. He cooks Thirty-Minute Brownies in twenty minutes. He knows the exact location of every item in the supermarket. The man, the myth, the legend.
A college application essay titled "I am a dynamic figure", by Hugh Gallagher, written in 1989.

Example: "Hugh Gallagher gave a completely factual account of his lived experience in his college application essay and should be known as a dynamic figure."

by i_like_words_they_are_cool December 18, 2020