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figmentation

a pink elephant is just a figmentation
by Chris Lawrey October 21, 2005
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figua

this word is the italian word for "pussy".
the plural of figua is figue

As the song says:
osteria numero veinti
si le figue avessi denti
cuante cazze al ospedale
e cuante figue al tribunale

that means:
pub number twenty,
if the pussies had teeth,
how many cocks at the hospital,
and how many pussies at court.
by il padrino May 15, 2006
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figadeal

to relate to something done or said.
After a teammate hits a homerun or scores a touchdown, you would tell him that you "figadeal that".
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fagmatag

someone who you do not like, and you suspect to be gay but they have not told any one they are gay, also used as an insult
piss off u fagmatag
by jason April 12, 2004
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Figaro's Pizza

Hands down, it is the worst pizza franchise in America and one of the most corrupt international food chains in the world.

At the 2009 Regional meeting of Figaro's store managers in the Wisconsin area, the CEO of Figaro's (Ron Burger) was asked directly about the MSG content of the pre-frozen pepperoni used for Figaro's pizza.
Neither Burger or his sales reps would answer the question.

Figaro's uses many pre-frozen and canned ingredients for their pizzas which explains much of the end result in the flavor of their pizzas.
The most commonly accepted description of Figaro's pizza seems to be, "garbage on bland crust".

Figaro's recently stepped onto he international scene by making a deal to franchise in the UAE with store owners who openly use slave labor imported from south east Asia.
The Marketing director of Figaro's commented on the savings and profit margin of slave labor at the 2009 regional Wisconsin meeting.
"I just had some Figaro's Pizza and boy is my gag reflex tired."
by Mr. Snowman Pants December 21, 2009
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Figmatentively

To not think at all.
Girl: Suck my dick.
Boy: What? You don't have one.
Girl: Think figmatentively about it and I will.
by Meggiebobbery1995 May 20, 2011
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figman

A figman loves to haunt young african women in their dreams by knocking them up and maggin them preggers.
Oh shit! I dreamed of figman fuggin meh preggers!
by BrazzersBio July 31, 2017
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