what-the-fuck-ever

a group of words used to be disgunteled disgusted or upset with what another persoin is saying.

Teacher: Get out of my classroom please?!

Boy/Girl: Oh What-The-Fuck-Ever!

by Wacy Arndt April 8, 2007

Biggest Pussy Ever

"Biggest Pussy Ever" refers to a popular online video which depicts a man inserting his hand, foot, leg, head, and various other random objects into a fake, prosthetic pussy, which appears to be part of the woman on screen.

Nicholas L. inserted his foot in her vagina, and proudly proclaimed it to be the "Biggest Pussy Ever".

by JB92IP October 20, 2010

The best toaster ever

A toaster so great that it can toast the universe.

Dave: Hey want some toast?
David: Yeah sure.
Dave: OK well I'll just make some in the best toaster ever!

by Chris Spargo February 27, 2008

The Best Day Ever

The day that never seems to exist but only as a mere figment of your imagination.

Child: Today is going to be the best day ever!

Also Child The Next Day: Today is going to be the best day ever!

by TheWarHorse100 November 30, 2019

Best. Mom. EVER

Best. Mom. EVER is Jessica. Jessica has seven kids and is an awesome cook. She calls herself a mess, but she's actually rocking everything she is. If you see a Best. Mom. EVER, know that's one amazing woman(and mom of course).

Jimmy Neutron: Wow, Jessica can really cook. Woah, one...two...three...four...five...six...seven- holy! Seven kids! She is rocking it. YAS QUEEN!
Miranda Lambert: Yee yee, indeed. She is one Best. Mom. EVER

by TheFavoriteOfSeven December 22, 2020

Shortest Movie Ever

When a resolution to a conflict appears to be so simple and easy, in reference to the number of movies with easily identifiable resolutions early in the films runtime.

Character 1: “This place looks way too creepy, I think we should just leave”

Character 2: “No way, that would be the Shortest Movie Ever

by Supersonic94 January 14, 2023

Fappier Than Ever

When Billie Eilish’s song not only makes you Happier Than Ever, but it makes you so excited that you wanna fap as it plays.

It starts out light enough but grows into a sound of cock n roll pleasure so powerful you wanna fap to the beat and let out some of your biggest moans.

Ben: Billie’s new song makes me feel fappier than ever, I love it.
Gregory: Me too.

by gregben February 26, 2022