dane compton

a boy who puts his own cum in his mouth.

person 1: whoa dude what did you do when that chick swapped that cum back into your mouth?

person 2: i " dane compton" that shit

by hterondablock July 18, 2011

Dane

Yet another term for cocaine. Originating in the suburbs of Southern Ontario.

WHERES THE FUCKING DANE GOD DAMMIT.

by Matthew Morley August 21, 2016

Dane

Dane is usually a boy with beautiful blue or hazel eyes. He also has bronze colored hair. He is an amazing person but is very shy around people he doesnt know. He is usually around his group of friends. He likes Lauren and blushes when her name is mentioned. He is very athletic and loves to make funny whistling sounds with his friends to see if they can do it. He is a VERY cute guy with a funny personality and everybody loves him. EVERYBODY LOVES HIM!!!

Dane is so shy.
HE IS?!?!?!

by Anonymous55678939 January 16, 2018

Dane Cooked

When a phrase, song, object, or just thing in general gets so overused that its not funny and/or cool anymore. Although it seems wicked sweet at first you soon realize everyone else who you have tagged as douche bags are saying the same things as you except poorly. Dane cook is a great comedian, i dont need the fat chick in the grade yelling his jokes in my face at lunch when im just trying to eat my god damn chicken patty.

1) -Yo man are you going to watch Summer Heights High later?

-Nah bro that shit got dane cooked.

by Bob (rull talk) Suarez February 12, 2009

daneneurysm

A localised and abnormal swelling of the blood vessels of the frontal lobes caused by prolonged exposure to and or conversation with Danene. Symptoms include but are not limited too: aggravated spinal discomfort disorder, displacement twitching of the ocular region, and more disturbingly antiautoleapingskeletalen tropia.
In severe cases it is eesential the afflicted party pack their ears with gauze lest their head explodes.
In most cases removing the offending stimulus eases symptoms and the distressed individual, with professional support and therapy, should make a full recovery.

Adrian's daneneurysms continued unabated until Danene went to bed.

by stephbian December 12, 2008

Dane-Cooking

The act of using someone else's joke as your own, and making the previously funny joke, not funny.

Man1: Guess what?
Man2: What?
Man1: CHICKEN BUTT

Man2:Guess what?
Man3:What?
Man2:CHICKEN BUTT
Man1:What the fuck? Stop Dane-Cooking me.

by RYANNOSAURUSREX August 6, 2010

Dane Cook

Standup comedian famous for his wild stage antics and the creation of the hand gesture known as Su-Fi. He has performed many venues including television specials and night clubs. He is also a member of the "Tourgasm" comedy group and recently released a comedy CD.

Dane Cook is so funny I wet myself.

by Hanover Booty Contest July 1, 2005