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Distance Thug

1. A person that is a coward in real life, but gathers courage from behind the safety of a computer, phone, or through e-mail. 2. Hackers, spammers, scam artist that take advantage of the Internet to cause harm to others from a distance.
Man, some Distance Thug hacked into my bank account! I wish that little bitch was in front of me right now! I would beat him so badly that he will be crippled for the next 10 lifetimes!
by the2ndflood November 22, 2007
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Distance Singing

This activity requires two or more people (or just yourself if you are feeling daring). Distance singing consists of bellowing song lyrics from a distance (both close or afar). You have successfully achieved distance singing if you gain very concerned looks from members of the public or if citizens burst into song with you like an episode of Glee or High School Musical.
Person 1: DON'T STOP

Person 2: BELIEVING

Both: HOLD ON TO THAT FEELING

Person 3: Bro, quit distance singing!
by Mollie&Niamh July 27, 2014
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Distance-in-law

The appropriate distance one must live from their in-laws so they can tolerate them. General rule of thumb is just far enough so they can't drop by unannounced.
When looking at new houses, Rick had to tactfully remind his new wife that the appropriate distance-in-law in that state was no less than 75 miles.
by Grant Rampus August 31, 2016
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Creepage Distance

The closeness of a person before it gets creepy.
"Yo that guy over there was borderline creepage distance!"

"That guy was so close to crossing the creepage distance!"
by bobthebuilder18 January 21, 2009
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Long-distance sleepover

When, during a video call on a program such as Skype, both parties fall asleep while not exiting the call.
Person 1: Hey, I heard your friend from out of town spent the night!
Person 2: No, we just fell asleep together over Skype.
Person 1: Ah, so you had a long-distance sleepover.
Person 2: Guess so.
by whenaroseisdenial August 31, 2013
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Social-distance Drinker

Someone who only drinks alone.
For years he had only drunk in company, politely, and certainly had never taken a drink by himself, one of the warning signs of alcoholism, or so he had read. Now though... now it was different. Alone all day and night in his apartment, evening couldn't come fast enough as he looked forward to his first glass of wine, and his fourth, a social-distance drinker for the new era.
by Monkey's Dad April 3, 2020
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square social distance

This rug, which is 2x3 feet, is 1 square social distance.
by Pialinist August 13, 2020
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