dilema

a position or situation giving two choices, neither usually good.

The dilema was either to stay home and do the dishes or go to school.

by John Cormier January 4, 2008

dilly whomp

equivilent of mushroom stamp/slap.

to leave the print of your penis on a chick's face by whomping your cock on them.

Brian leaves his mark on the ladies after he busts out his big cock and dilly whomps each cheek.

by The BK Broiler December 16, 2008

dilly-whore

a person who trades sexual favours for money to support their dilaudid habit. Dillies are Dilaudids, an opiate narcotic which is injected similar to Heroin.

She went from perks to dillies then started banging them and pretty soon she turned dilly-whore to pay for it.

by The Great Excelcior December 17, 2008

DillyBobber

Another name for a dildo, A rubber penis

Last night Taylor misplaced her dillybobber, so she used a warm cucumber to have an orgasm

by Mighty Matthius August 30, 2012

dilly dong

When you are doing your chick in the butt and your dink gets coated like a dilly bar from Dairy Queen.

I put it in her butt and all I got was a dilly dong.

by clownpenis September 28, 2013

dilly donker

Like Willy Wonka But a sex shop factory ,you need a golden condom or dildo to get in.

Mr. Garrison: Hey look Mr. Slave I won the golden dilly now we can go to Dilly Donkers <Possibly chocolate> factory.
Mr. Slave: OH jus-us chirst

by xvirtualslayerx November 2, 2013

dilly dather

Similar to 'Dilly Dally'

Stop Dilly Dathering and hurry up!

by ScoobyDoo01 April 18, 2017