Cuntmuffin

A short annoying, backstabbing midget who loves having hot sweaty sex with women. Usually cuntmuffins sleep with men to hide this secret.

Hello. My name is Kasey, and I am a cuntmuffin.

by Kelly [helped by Katlynn] July 5, 2007

Cunto

Crow.
A big grumpy bastard.

Used frequently in Greenock to describe the above

Hey cunto, wits up wi ye noo?
Is the beer gerden open yit cunto?

by Mick B July 18, 2007

Cuntmongery

A piece of silverware (or similar) often a piercing, used to garnish the female pleasure palace to make it look more appetizing.

She had a rough old snatch, but the shiny cuntmongery she was wearing made it look less like a torn piece of liver

by cheffykins August 7, 2010

Cuntmonkey

Someone who is not ony anoying but dumb as shit. Calling them a monkey is an insult to monkeys. A cuntmonkey is that one sorry son of a bitch who everyone just hates

Sarah is the cuntmonkey of the class

by Boxedisopod May 4, 2018

Cuntmittment

A cuntmittment is for someone who transcends attraction

"This girl is the one....I need to make a cuntmittment"

by Room 205 December 18, 2008

cuntcophony

A cacophony made by cunts.

I had to leave the bar because of the cuntcophony from the bachelorette party.

by ArmenTamzarian86 May 3, 2011

cuntmando

When a girl's not wearing underwear

when guys don't wear underwear it's called going " Commando." When a girls not wearing underwear it's called going "Cuntmando."

by RipLee June 5, 2013