The Poon Tang Cruiser

A PT Cruiser driven by a man who gets a lot of action

That guy gets so much action, they call his car the Poon Tang Cruiser.

by Scott St. Cloud March 26, 2008

Cruiser

Someone who goes to school everyday and doesn't care about his appearance or usually the manner in which he is wearing clothes. This is similiar to redneck however a cruiser diverges in the fact that cruisers worry somewhat about hygiene. There a three specific types of cruisers.

The Bro Cruiser: Usually donning a sideways baseball cap of his favorite sports team and wearing gym shorts or sweat pants just above his knees. Also a lanyard is neccessary to have around one's neck. These cruisers typically chase women but to no avail, however if asked they will declare they are the most studily people alive. Also a very large truck is necessary as well.

The A Student cruiser: differing only slightly from Bro cruiser. The A student cruiser typically wears old stained sweat pants with collared shirts. Or Gym shirts and an Old Navy collared shirt. They typically can be found sitting in physics playing calculator games and then when its time for discussing they speak almost without thinking saying whatever could sound smart. Though these kids are smart they just don't care.

The Musician cruiser: these cruisers spend hours studying dead musicans from any time period past the 90s. Typically they shop at Savers and try to find vintage clothing that seems to fit in but really just doesn't. They will wear old band Ts with blazers and women's pants and flowery button ups. Aviators are a must for these cruisers.

"Yeah man Brad is such a cruise. Look at him with his sagging sweats and uber tight t-shirt."

"Karl, you are the biggest cruiser ever you are wearing a button-up flanel shirt with flowery cuttings up the side. What were you thinking this morning?"

"Ok, you are wearing aviators and blazer around a school. What are you doing with your life?"

by les_is_more February 25, 2005

PT Cruiser

A retro styled car that appeals mainly to older people and tends to be covered in AARP membership stickers and is usually filled with the owner's bottles of Metamucil and Geritol as well as huge packages of Depends adult diapers.

The Cruiser also has an underground following among men who use it to attract other men and it is known as a Chuck Magnet.

Bruce stands next to his PT Cruiser lovingly wiping its chrome rims when Robert walks over and starts admiring it. Soon after they are living together and devoted life mates.

by Bruce_PT September 30, 2007

pencil cruiser

when a young woman goes on a cruise on which she plans to swim, and unfortunately gets her period, forcing her to wear tampons during her whole vacation.

Poor Desiree got her period on the day their ship left and her friends called her a pencil cruiser.

by Phill McCrackin July 1, 2008

cruiser spooning

To cuddle up in a half-spoon half-fetal position with a body pillow because you have got led on by a girl again.

Look at Cruzer, he's cruiser spooning again, must have been the DJing that sealed the deal.

by PSK480 December 9, 2008

loser cruiser

a really shitty car

That 91 sundance is a real LOSER CRUISER!

by Heather October 28, 2003

Carriage-Cruiser

In my small town of 300 people we have a group of new mothers who push their baby carriages around the town for exercise. Our town now call them the Carriage-Cruisers

There goes the new town carriage-cruisers down the road pushing their babies in strollers.

by KRYSANN October 18, 2006