Crotch Bubble

The type of fart that comes out of your butt and travels up through your crotch.

Whoa, danny. I just had a crotch bubble!

by The girls with the connection December 28, 2009

Crotch Grabber

A TSA employee.

Went to the airport today and was groped by some crotch grabbers.

by VegasVince December 3, 2010

Crotch of Hookers

A group consisting of three or more hookers, usually on the street.

"There must be at least eight hookers in that crotch over there!"

"We just passed a crotch of hookers on Via Salaria."

by ItalySpotter September 1, 2011

Crotch Parrot

The act of invading somebody's personal space by resting your crotch on that persons shoulder, much like a parrot on a pirate's shoulder. Mostly found on overcrowded commuter trains, but has been known to happen in an office environment.

I hate rush hour, it's not even 9am and some suit has already tried to give me the Crotch Parrot.

by AMooseinBrighton December 4, 2013

criching

Having intercourse with a human corpse while simultaneously consuming it's flesh.

I had a hankering for some criching last night, and I ended up both empty and full!

by pympworth June 27, 2014

Cretched

When someone is a creature from lack of social interaction and outdoor activities, they become cretched.

Boy 1- “Where’s Alex?”
Boy 2-“ He’s cretched now lad”

by Cretched_imp October 21, 2018

Hungry Crotch

To describe how pants look when there are holes and tears near the crotch of your pants. Looks like an animal ate it, but it was your crotch instead! Muahahaha! It happens when your legs touch and rub when you walk.

I lost my favorite jeans to hungry crotch.

by MisterNeologe December 17, 2008