Finger-cracking

A very bad habit that millions of people have, producing an irritating "cracking" sound. You'll know it when you hear it, or see someone doing it.

Why can't people crack all their fingers together at once and quickly get it over with?

by Flatlander April 16, 2005

cracking ham

Beating ones dick, Manual penis stimulation, Masterbation.

I was up all night cracking ham.

by Cmb7846 February 4, 2016

sheet caking

/ʃi t keɪkɪŋ/ verb

Based on Tina Fey's appearance on the SNL Weekend Update, sheet caking is the act of binging (or engaging in equally indulgent and compulsive behavior) as a way to pretend feeling sorry for yourself is helpful to those with less privilege than you, especially in a politically tense climate. Also used to maintain denial about one's own complacency in the face of political upheaval and the suffering of others.

She was going to use my day off yesterday to get organized, but she read the news on Facebook and ended up sheet caking with pasta and garlic bread the rest of the night.

by EweBettawerk September 15, 2017

craving rutledge

desiring sex or sensuality

Hey! Why are you so down?

Oh man! I'm craving rutledge!

by da February 12, 2004

Creaking

Another word for masturbation.

"Mum, where is Oliver?"

"Oh! He's in his room, creaking."

by ethmic12 December 22, 2017

Cracking Ass

to shit violently,to shoot ass all over the seat and the bowl,to blow ass,to shit with sounds of pain.

I cracked ass last night at work!

by yetti March 21, 2003

Cranking

To cry and wank at the same time. Something that picks your spirits up if you're feeling low.

John: Wow, Dave took his grandma's death very well, look at that smile!
George: Nah, he's just been cranking in the toilets.

by BSF0708 April 2, 2008