5 definitions by Flatlander

A very bad habit that millions of people have, producing an irritating "cracking" sound. You'll know it when you hear it, or see someone doing it.
Why can't people crack all their fingers together at once and quickly get it over with?
by Flatlander April 16, 2005
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A right-leaning person when it comes to morals, values, and politics. Usually tend to be more conservative in their thinking and beliefs, which is a good thing. This is the title I fall under: Republican.
I am Proud To Be A Republican.
by Flatlander April 16, 2005
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One ugly bastard; a weird-looking liberal pansy who is the co-host of FOX News' "Hannity & Colmes"; the former name mentioned in the title of that show is the better one, of course. Is very ignorant of the truth, and doesn't get his facts straight before making his typical left-wing remarks. Speaking of typical, he is very ugly like the majority of Democrats.
I'm suprised Sean Hannity (The smart and far better-looking one) and Alan Colmes haven't already killed each other, or at least been fighting and literally being at each others' throats several times.
by Flatlander April 17, 2005
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Names or labels derived by sexual terms and other ennuendo by manipulating the spelling and also adding spaces when necessary. The purpose of these fake (though sometimes authentic and realistic) names is for humor and hilarity, and, most of the time, all in good fun. Below is a list of some of them.
A. Nelprober, Amanda Mount, Anita Hanjaab, Annie Position, Ben Dover, Ben Overbich, Betty Phuckzer, Buster Cherry, C. Mike Rack, Dick Ramdass, Dixon Kuntz, E. Normus Peter, Eric Shun, Harry P. Ness, Harry Sach, Helda Dick, Hugh Jass, Ima Homeau, Jack Mehoff, Jenny Talya, Liz Bien, Madame Dick Burns, Mike Hunt, Mike Rotch, Moe Lester, Pat Myaz, Phil Accio, Phil Mehard, Ruben Z. Clitz, Shara Dick, Tara Dikoff, Wayne Kerr, Wilma Dickfit.
by Flatlander March 22, 2005
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American idiots with incredibly liberal ideas who push for extreme left-wing reforms and policies. Usually intolerant of those who disagree with them.
Prime examples: Michael Moore, John Kerry, Hillary Clinton, Ted Kennedy.
by Flatlander April 22, 2005
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