Pressure cooker

Ir is the when you fart under a weighted blanket and hold your spouse under. Like a Dutch oven but with a weighted blanket.

My wife was in bed after we had chili so I subjected her to the pressure cooker

by David Kolep February 28, 2021

potato cooker

A woman where, if you got down to business with her, things would probably get a little loose and you'd ask her to keep it discreet.

Guy 1: That woman you were talking with at the bar last night was pretty larger
Guy 2: Dude, I was pretty drunk. She was a real potato cooker

by mr_potato_heads March 25, 2021

Dry Cooker

Best frying pan in the world. No need to use oil with it.

I made some scrambled eggs in my Dry Cooker

by joviravi January 17, 2022

Jacob corkery

Texts year 8s asking for pics

Oh no it’s Jacob corkery head down people

by Dustyjews February 2, 2022

Cum Cooker

Cooker of Cum. Just might work.

THE CUM COOKER, IT WORKS!!!!!

by CumCooker69 May 31, 2022

Slow Cooker

Someone who takes an ungodly amount of time to understand something
or, occasionally used to describe someone who is incapable of comprehending anything.

"I tried to teach my stupid Aunt Helen how to use her smart phone, but she is such a slow cooker."

"The sow cooker driving behind me had their high beams on. I had to flickered my car lights about twenty times before the slow cooker realized why that they left their high beams on.

by Sue doe name July 11, 2022

high coonery

(AAVE)
Doing something that is very “black” around your friends.

Best used in the context of juxtaposition to the environment that you’re in.

Friend 1
“Bro we had our huge end of the year business party yesterday at SoHo House but when we realized only the black people showed up, we cut the music down and turned it into a spades tournament.”

Friend 2
“Oh ya’ll was on some high coonery lol.”

by SeptemberOfficial July 29, 2024