too close for comfort

1) Dangerously nearby or accurate.

2) When someone or something is way too close and you being to feel uncomfortable.

1) Woa, that shot was too close for comfort.

2) That tarantula is too close for comfort.

by BabyFlo October 30, 2010

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Eating her comforter

When a guy is eating a girls pussy and gets her pubic hairs in his mouth and swallows them he is eating her comforter.

Dude, Kolby was so hungry and horny last night, he was in allisons bed and ended up eating her comforter.

by Justin Harrison Fong October 24, 2005

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Comfort person

Florence Pugh

do you have a comfort person…oh wait why did I ask OF COURSE ITS OUR QUEEN FLO

by Janiebanielsmanis July 10, 2021

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cumfart

1. The act of farting out cum out of your bum after anal sex.

2. A person acting as undesirable and disgusting as a cumfart.

1. "Yah baby, I'm going to make you cumfart so hard right now."

2. "Dan, don't be such a cumfart."

by CumfartQueen October 26, 2011

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A Comfort Wank is an act of masturbation carried out by an emotionally stressed 'wanker', in an effort to soothe his woes with cheap sexual thrills. After a Comfort Wank, the said 'wanker' will usually cry himself to sleep.

Jimbo had had a bad day. After drowning his sorrows in a cheap beer at the local pub, he hobbled home, crawled into bed, reached for his vaseline and had a Comfort Wank.

by thehitcher03 August 3, 2009

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cumfart cocktail

Plural noun of cumfart. This is where a chick takes several doses of spoodge in the ass, gradually building hydraulic pressure up with each arriving delivery (piston or bike pump like) and then expels the whole 'cocktail' at great speed and with a loud, long Bronx cheer.

"My god she's a whore. She reckoned she took the whole team and made a record breaking cumfart cocktail."

by Wizards Sleeve July 17, 2006

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comfartable

- to be in a comfortable position to break wind
- to find a position which relieves gastro-intestinal discomfort caused by trapped wind
- the act of relieving such discomfort by breaking wind

Conor was suffering a bad case of wind. He had to get comfartable before he continued his meal.
Nita made herself comfartable, and relieved the pressure of wind in her gut.

by kelvinsdrift October 21, 2010

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