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Girl Combover

This is when a girl takes a large portion of her hair from one side and sweeps it across her forehead in a very unnatural way to the point where it looks weird.
That girl over there would be really pretty if she didn't have a girl combover.
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Combo Platter

When a man has recieved 2 or more, different sexually transmitted diseases...on his wangular area
poor dave delmonico gave lady jessica the horrific " Combo Platter" served with a delicious side salad, after he recieved numerous STDs thru the village bike!!!!
by Jam OUT!!!! May 3, 2005
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Combrero

A hibrid hat including the cowboy hat and the sombrero - such as what is seen on top of Kurt Russell's head in the re make of The Thing!
As seen on top of Kurt Russell's head in the re make of The Thing - hello Combrero!
by chito chito March 8, 2013
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Combover wanker

A combover wanker is a new wave of asshole, they usually have a combover and talk about "swag" alot. They refer to "lad culture" regularly, yet they don't realise that getting clap at a house party and using yolo as an excuse to be a dick isn't "lad culture". They are commonly found in the age gap 14-25. They can be identified by their hair, snapbacks, ironic band shirts and share a mentality similar to the common hipster. They like to attack people who aren't "combover wankers" and often put these "attacks" on vine to get likes. They also try to latch on to other peoples things, for example, many combover hipsters wear baggy jeans and call theirselves "indie", despite the fact that they only ever heard a stone roses song once in their car with their dad one time when they were ten. These people are also similar to the cretins seen on shows like towie or made in Chelsea.
(Jon turns up wearing a nirvana shirt)
Peter: hey I like your shirt, are you a nirvana fan?
Jon: oh yeah I love teen spirit
Peter: I'm a kurt cobain fan myself
Jon: who the fucks kurt cobain I found this shirt at a house party,yolo!
Jon is a Combover wanker
by Polish Paul June 13, 2013
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Combo Job

When a girl gives you head and pleasures you with her hands at the same time.
Did you have a good time with your girlfriend last night?

Yeah she was amazing she gave me a combo job until I jizzed in her mouth
by crushedicey May 5, 2014
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combo crasher

Combo crashers (example: @ZeroFreeze) are people that roam the interwebz and break perfect combos with just a word. Chain messages don't make sense because of these douchebags.
Person 1: Is this real life?....
Person 2: Or is this just fantasy?
Person 3: Never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down.

Person number 3 is a combo crasher.
by InternetzMaster007 May 27, 2014
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Comoediae est ad Humanum

When a non-human being such as a demon, werewolf, vampire, or very serious in his being, teaches or shows human qualities; like anger, joy, or grace in something humorous that almost any ordinary person will laugh.
Sebastian from the anime Black Butler shows Comoediae est ad Humanum throughout the series regardless of being a sadistic demon
by Gabushatoki Silver October 23, 2020
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