Roscoe P. Coltrane

1) The idiotic Sherriff on the greatest show of all time, Dukes Of Hazzard. He served under the corrupt banker Boss Hogg, and spent nearly all of his days on television chasing around the Duke Boys in their beast of a 1969 Dodge Charger, named the General Lee.

2) <Slang> used to describe anyone in a high-ranking position who is a complete numbskull.

3) An insult for anyone who does something extremely stupid, moronic, or idiotic.

4) A sherriff who rolls around, F*cking up the lives of the good citizens of Hazzard County, Georgia, in his many squad cars. (he wrecks at least one an episode.) He also has a trusty police Bassette Hound name Flash, who sits in the passenger seat and does nothing.

1) Roscoe, Go after them Duke Boys!

2) Wow, the president of our company sure is Roscoe P. Coltrane-ish.

3) You Roscoe P. Coltrane! Why the hell would you lock the keys in the car!?

4) "Roscoe, you ain't never gonna catch us!"

by Clayton Bigsby April 19, 2005

Colorado

Colorado is the most beautiful place anyone can go to! And some definitions say that everyone thats from Colorado either does drugs or are bratty. Well I for one live in Colorado and yeah sure there are druggies and some people that are brats here but they're everywhere.The mountains here are amazing :) Especially during a sunset it's so pretty! People in Colorado can be extremely kind (most people are) or not the nicest it just depends on the person. Theres no beach here but we have all kids of other things to do like skiing, snowboarding, and even hiking :) Its really dry here but the people who live here are used to it :) The elevation is a mile above sea level and people who come here are more likely to get alltitude sickness. So if you visit stay hidrated! The weather in Colorado changes so quickly! One minute I'll be biking with friends and an hour later it will be pouring rain or so hot we have to stay inside. But it's kinda fun never knowing whats going to happen next :) Well thats all I have to say :) Thanks for reading this :)

I love living here, everything about Colorado is amazing :) The mountains, the people, and the unpredictable weather :)

by Lafanda Sykes July 25, 2009

Brush, Colorado

A small ass town full of crack heads and drugies. in this town there isnt a thing to do but sit back drink some beer and smoke a j.

Dude, where can i get some meth?

Lets go to Brush, Colorado i know we can get it there for sure.

by Somethinspecial July 26, 2009

Eaton, Colorado

A place where unicorns run rampant, and pterodactyls deliver mail.
Hahahah jk! I wish it was that cool...

Really, a small town obsessed with sports, but shows Red Pride in everything we do.
-WARNING: this town is obsessed with jfff.

That Eaton, Colorado! Everyone there wouldn't stop saying jfff! What is wrong with them?

Eaton, Colorado is a boss town! Yeahhh buddy!

by Sitting behind you :P October 12, 2011

Coletrain

The life of the Party. The keeper of all knowledge! The best dispatcher in the free world. The creator of catch phrase," Coletrain coming thru...CHOO! CHOO!

"Who you gonna call?", " COLETRAIN..CHOO!CHOO!"

by Matthew R. Cole April 11, 2008

colorado wildfire

The act of igniting the pubic hair of one's sexual partner, then ejaculating on said fiery bush in order to extinguish the fire. The term was originated at Dulaney High School in Baltimore, MD.

Girl-Holy shit my bush is on fire
Boy-Hold on baby I'm about to put out the Colorado Wildfire!!

by Boobie Montgomery February 16, 2008

Colorado Motherfucker

A cocktail consisting of:

1 oz white tequila
1 oz coffee liqueur
1 splash Coca-Cola
4 oz milk

Nobody can explain where the "Colorado" part came from, but it might have something to do with the color of the drink.

I think I had a Colorado Motherfucker last night in Denver, but somehow I woke up in Nevada.

by loop zoop April 13, 2011