Cockpuss

A person that sucks and blows at the same time.

Jeremy is a real cockpuss.

by Morbo January 10, 2004

Disregard That I Suck Cocks

A Long Island-coined phrase used to distract someone after you've said too much.

Emily: "So what are you guys up to?"
Matt: "Oh we're having a circle jerk."
Emily: "..What??"
Matt: "Disregard that I suck cocks."
Emily: "...You suck what??"

by Noz Dormuu February 23, 2009

Two cocks in the mouth is better than three in the ass.

modern day application of: "The lesser of two evils"

Child: "I can't decide what to do, mom. Should I lie to my new friend and tell her she looks good even though she doesn't? Or should I come straight out and tell her she looks god awful?"

Mom: "You know son, Two cocks in the mouth is better than three in the ass."

Child: "You're right! Thanks mommy!"

by Jordan (Captain Awesome) November 6, 2006

Awks Cocks

When a girl makes a guy awkward, and makes his cock go down.

bob: its so annoying when Jude talk to other guys and curl their hair!
jonathan: Awks Cocks...

by blehhehe May 1, 2011

olly olly cocks been free

a loud oration that is typically stated upon freeing ones cock from the fabric that contains it

While sitting at work, I yelled - olly olly cocks been free - from my cubicle....that - in turn - drew the attention of multiple co-workers, and, upon seeing their faces I shook my flacid fuck stick for all to see.....oh happy days!

by Lord H.R. CocknBalls May 8, 2011

cocks

The appropriate way to end a conversation.

Guy1:Man i just really like that girl.
Guy2:Cocks?!
"Conversation ended"

by Levi Light January 17, 2005

cocks

The shortened name for the University of South Carolina Mascot, the Gamecock.

Phrase often heard at South Carolina football games: U-S-C Goo Cocks!

by Kbennett December 28, 2005