The origin of this word is derived from "laptop". An unassuming word that gained popularity through numerous web based porn sites, FB chat and other mindless sites that promote hard don behind a keyboard and a deviant imagination. Can cause complete annihilation of a laptop due to unexpected meatpole bursts that can thrust the users’ laptop inexplicably across the room.
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Someone who is completely devoid of any and all common decency, or manners, and doesn't acknowledge any wrong doing on their part.
Someone who acts in an idiotic/rude manner.
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They say there is a 5% chance they will perform cock and ball torture on you when you pay them a visit.
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