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Heffe

the biggest noob on the face of the earth, who likes to show everyone his 6-Pack abs
Weef: Heffe, what did you do last night?
Heffe: I showed this girl my abs and she loves me now
Weef: Your such a noob
by pugbox January 11, 2009
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El Heffe Hamberger

A manufacturing engineer of German, or Hebrew desent.
Always procrastinating and delegating work to other peeps.Unusually lazy and careless.
Very commonly has an inferiority complex.
Becomes very angry and aggitated when questioned about work related problems.
Dave :Yo,I played with my nutz in the shit house for two hours while we were running a new Xerox proto.
Marcus: Dude don't be a fuckin El Heffe!
by Anonymous October 15, 2003
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el heffe

A bad ass mother fucker who likes raves, drugs, bitches, money, cars, marijuana. But loves friends the most and is very kind. One in a million if you find one never lose them for you would cry.
Ayye yo El Heffe what's up my nigga!!!!??
by Elheffe98 January 24, 2018
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Manny Heffley

Manny Heffley is a Columbian drug lord who has been on the run from the FBI since the 1990's. He has been illegally trading drugs across the US border since the 1980s and have earned at least up to $10 million us dollars. The FBI has been trying to track him down but to no avail.
It is unknown whether he is still alive
In other news the feared Columbian drug lord Manny Heffley's current status is unknown after being under hiding since the 2000's the FBI have still not tracked him down
by anonymous October 4, 2021
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crazy heifer

a woman who has lost her mind and thinks the world revolves around her; most often referring to the divorced biological mother of a child involved in a blended family.
"That woman is a crazy heifer."

"Did you read that text from the crazy heifer?"

"I can't believe that crazy heifer thinks she is your child's only parent."
by SMONSTER October 1, 2012
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rodrick heffley

rodrick heffley is the og eboy and millions of people, including me, simp over him.
He founded the band, löded diaper in 2003. it has since released two songs: 'baby' (which justin beiber stole) and 'exploded diaper'.

He is the favourite character in the doawk series and in the movies was played by devon bostick.

However in the fourth movie he ws RUTHLESSLY REPLACED by and fish-looking lord farquaad rodrick.

this started the not my rodrick meme.
Person 1: who is your celebrity crush?
Person 2: rodrick heffley, im in love with him.
Person 1: me too, I simp over him.
by RHGF37 June 8, 2020
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Heifer Snack

A snack, or multiple snacks, that contain an unusually unhealthy amount of fat, sugar, and carbs; typically eaten by fat girls (aka heifers)
Examples include, but are not limited to: cheese filled tater tots, any food with extra cheese, an abnormal amount of candy eaten in a short period of time, large quantities of ice cream eaten during a female crisis
"Look at that broad, she's eating a massive heifer snack."
"Cindy is such a heifer, look at all of her heifer snacks."
"No wonder why she has a FUPA, look at all the heifer snacks she eats on the daily."
"That broad must be going through a break-up with the amount of heifer snacks shes buying right now."
by bamfbitch891 July 22, 2018
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