Nickname for whoever performs the art of dancing in front of a web-cam with his genitalia dressed in a sock.
Vag-sock has yet to be seen.
Vag-sock has yet to be seen.
"Did you see Travis last night? he invented the cock-sock tradition on BlogTV!" "Yea, he's such a cocksocker."
by Wrim July 19, 2009
Get the Cocksocker mug.the act of cockblocking someone from a distance, this could be because you dont want one person to get with another or simply to ruin a party.
It is usually achieved by doing something outrageous or dangerous so you attract everyones attention in a certain area, such as running around naked at a social event.
It is also used by guys to stop their buddy's beer goggles as usually after such an event the effects of alcohol wear off slightly and judgement improves.
It is usually achieved by doing something outrageous or dangerous so you attract everyones attention in a certain area, such as running around naked at a social event.
It is also used by guys to stop their buddy's beer goggles as usually after such an event the effects of alcohol wear off slightly and judgement improves.
Guy 1: sorry for pulling a 50 yard cockblock at that party last night.
Guy 2: dont worry, man. I'm glad you did, the girl i was with was an absolute whale, it got her away from me!
Guy 2: dont worry, man. I'm glad you did, the girl i was with was an absolute whale, it got her away from me!
by .brownie May 17, 2011
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by Phoenix March 27, 2005
Get the cocksocket mug.noun: Someone who prevents a man from having any chances with a woman.
verb: to prevent another from having relations with a woman.
verb: to prevent another from having relations with a woman.
by Sir Thomas Aquanis April 28, 2010
Get the Cockblock mug.1. Verb- to be absolutely drunk
2. Similiar to drunk, shitfaced or pissed. Not as drunk as Pussywipped but drunker than tipsy and squiffy.
2. Similiar to drunk, shitfaced or pissed. Not as drunk as Pussywipped but drunker than tipsy and squiffy.
1. Alex was completely cockshackled after the three pints and five yager bombs
2. I'm telling you, Sandra, I was absolutely cockshackled last night; off my face on the alcohol.
2. I'm telling you, Sandra, I was absolutely cockshackled last night; off my face on the alcohol.
by JonathanCowenXX August 7, 2018
Get the Cockshackled mug.A CockSmocker is what you would refer to a friend of yours, who always has gross and stale sheets, towels, socks, lying around his room because he keeps jerking off into the smocks.
John: "yo Damien, why are all ya damn socks stiff???"
Gary: "its cuz he's a fucking cocksmocker, that's gross dude..."
Damien: "who are you guys? how'd you get into my house?!?!? HONEY HIDE THE KIDS!"
John: "you can hide them but you won't stop us damien" *pulls out gun*
*shots heard in the distance, muffled screaming*
Gary: "you kill the bitch and i'll bring the van 'round back"
John: "got it, why are we keeping the kids alive tho?"
Gary: "their grandparents are rich john, they'll do anything to get them back, including giving us all their retirement money"
John: "so why'd we kill Damien?"
Gary: "to show gran-gran that we're legit"
Gary: "its cuz he's a fucking cocksmocker, that's gross dude..."
Damien: "who are you guys? how'd you get into my house?!?!? HONEY HIDE THE KIDS!"
John: "you can hide them but you won't stop us damien" *pulls out gun*
*shots heard in the distance, muffled screaming*
Gary: "you kill the bitch and i'll bring the van 'round back"
John: "got it, why are we keeping the kids alive tho?"
Gary: "their grandparents are rich john, they'll do anything to get them back, including giving us all their retirement money"
John: "so why'd we kill Damien?"
Gary: "to show gran-gran that we're legit"
by Craig the crack head September 11, 2019
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Cockblock is a common trait in which the Dan the Man is often a victim of the Ben10 CockBlock makes you come in ya sock, instead of letting you fill your boots, no puss in the boots, no real roots or zoots and toots. Four bangs by ladies of the night are needed, man like Dan and six dogs nearly breeded. Shudditdoon.
Cockblock is a common trait in which the Dan the Man is often a victim of the Ben10 CockBlock makes you come in ya sock, instead of letting you fill your boots, no puss in the boots, no real roots or zoots and toots. Four bangs by ladies of the night are needed, man like Dan and six dogs nearly breeded. Shudditdoon.
by Popsinator January 1, 2022
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