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perfect for cleaning

A facetious false etymology for the rank "PFC" (private first class, E-2) in the US Marine Corps. Since PFCs are often tasked with menial work like mopping, sweeping, and picking up litter, this term is used either to mock them, or by PFCs themselves to lament their low status.
A: Dammit, Sgt Fuentes has us out police-calling cigarette butts all morning yet-a-fucking-gain. Why does this shit keep happening to us?
B: Well, we're E-2s, and you know what PFC stands for: "perfect for cleaning".
by Gyreneisms August 13, 2011
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Canadian pole cleaning

A sex act where you fill a girls vagina who is having her period with water (or any other substance) then holding it there for 3-4 minutes, then sucking it dry thus making Canadian pole cleaning
Ah man I gave Janet Canadian pole cleaning yesterday, I almost got sick and there was blood everywhere
by PurpleDlido June 9, 2018
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National bong cleaning day

Stoner 1 “Dude did you participate in national bong day? “
Stoner 2 “Yeh dude of course

Stoner 1 “make sure you clean your bong for national bong cleaning day today.”
by SophKail October 13, 2021
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Texas Pipe Cleanin'

When you blow into an old woman's vagina and dust comes out.
Ian gave Tammy a good ole' texas pipe cleanin'
by Indian Alladin January 1, 2022
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tell it to the cleaning lady on Monday

Apparently from the book 'Scott Pilgrim and the Infinite Sadness' by Bryan Lee O'Malley..... Meaning is unsure of though we think it can be used as a means of intimidation.....
Started being said because it was thought that it was funny, BUT IT'S NOT!!! ok maybe just a little......
Girl1)Now ur walking faster?
Girl2)Well i would but he's in my way!
Boy)Is that some kind of fat joke?
Girl2)Tell it to the cleaning lady on Monday!(as she and girl1 walk away)
Girl1)OMG that was sooo stupid!
by Shadow_Casters' Friend October 21, 2010
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cleaning house

When the head of a sex trafficking ring has the low-hanging fruit/snitches killed.
On Law & Order: Special Victims Unit, Season 16 Episode 1, half way through their main witnesses are being killed and Fin says "someone is cleaning house"
by yassgirl June 5, 2017
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Cleansing

Taking a laxative with any form of spicy food.
Man: I'm cleansing this weekend so don't clean the toilet.
by Scabbeth June 5, 2017
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