chauffeur

One who prevents overly friendly or sexual contact between others, e.g. a parent being with a young couple during the couple's date.

A third wheel.

A guardian of someone who is drunk.

One who acts as a guide to others.

Oh, Jerry, dear... Ronny's girlfriend is coming over and they're going to be watching movies. I don't need another grandchild yet, so I want you to chauffeur.

I drew the short straw, so I promised Avery I'm gonna chauffeur Jack during our bar walk to keep him from starting fights and getting his ass kicked. Again.

I know some great hiking spots nearby... do you want a chauffeur?!

by Mr Billion May 5, 2022

Cheffed

A word formed in Mason Gooding's stream that means getting cooked. AKA K.O'd

"Holy shit she just got cheffed by her ex friend!"

by zer! September 14, 2023

Bum Chuffing

A palm Massage of the rectum in which to remove the unworldly contents. Often sexual, this technique is primarily used for pleasure but can also relieve bowel tension.

(1)"That man is a Bum Chuffer."
(2)"She is clearly in need of the Bum Chuff procedure."
(3) "Would you please relieve my Bowels with a 15 minute Bum Chuffing?"

by Curly Crimson September 6, 2009

Binge cuffed

When you continue to binge watch the later seasons of a show that got progressively worse because you’re already so invested that you can’t stop watching.

I know Weeds was almost unwatchable after Season 3, but I was so binge cuffed I couldn’t stop watching.

House of Cards Season 6 was so terrible that I wasn’t even binge cuffed.

by Jimmy Pato April 11, 2022

Dirty Chaffee

The act of taking taken a newly met down syndrome clown to a remote field to lick whip cream off their dirty unwashed pubes. At this point a state trooper who also has Down syndrome catches you and joins in on the act of super passionate love making.

I just pulled the hardest dirty chaffee ever.

by Big daddy carlos December 23, 2022

Chiffer

Chair Sniffer - A guy who sniffs a chair for "aroma" after a female walks away from it

The chiffer was on his knees smelling the chair just seconds after the office secretary walked away.

by Chiffer2525 July 11, 2009

chuff adder

A balding, overweight homosexual man. Usually in denial of his homosexuallity.

Go and sew another dress you chuff adder!

by St. John October 2, 2007