Chron-fucked.

Being in this sort of state at a party means that pretty much your a fucking king. Chron-fucked simply means that you are chronically fucked beyond belief. When your Chron-fucked you act normal, but you have no idea what your doing or what is going on around you. When you tell people you are 'Chron-fucked.' it means your on your level.

Guy 1 - 'Dude... im Chron-fucked..'

Guy 2 - 'Ah man.. YOU PARTY KING!! But seriously.. go sit in the corner before you turn into a chunder dragon.'

by Shillz. November 13, 2011

Choney

(Pronounced: choh-nee) -noun-

Being weird, lame, an idiot, a douchebag, and/or just some kind of guy that has no chance in hell with any respectable girl because of how he presents himself.

"Wow, that jerk is such a choney. I can't believe he's trying to talk to you."

"Look at that choney over there, doesn't he know that frosted tips aren't cool anymore?"

by LUGirls September 14, 2009

Arkansas chrome

Duct tape, Often used to hold loose parts onto an old car. Used to cover up body rot, dents, bad tattoos.

"My '73 Vega had both bumpers done up in shiny new Arkansas Chrome"

by CheapfixitMan May 5, 2006

chron flust

an event in which you were chronically flustered

I had a chron flust last night

by The Chron Flustinator October 29, 2007

Chrondezvous

1. An agreement between two or more persons to meet at a designated place and time, for the purposes of smoking or ingesting cannabis.

2. The smoking/ingesting session(or "sesh") itself.

3. The designated, pre-determined meeting place where, there-in, one or more people go to smoke and/or ingest cannabis.

While sitting at home one lazy, reefer-deprived afternoon, our most humble and auspicious narrator devises a scheme that will assuredly solve all of his current problems. And so, he reaches for his telephone:

Cole- "yo, whattup dawg?"

Jen- "just jangin."

Cole- "I can dig it. Chrondezvous?"

Jen- "You read my FUCKING mind! Duck pond?"

Cole- "Hellz yeah! Don't forget your papers!"

by Cole from North Van October 15, 2008

Chronic Asshole Disease

An affliction in which a person cannot cease on being a total Asshole.

Eric can't help being a "prick" he's got Chronic Asshole Disease.

by Nora & JP August 31, 2008

choners

male or female underwear of any type

"Hey Vato! Look at my new pair of choners."

by Jonner May 16, 2005