choking my nine yards

Swallowing cock, to deep throat.

The boy was choking my nine yards.

by RST73 November 19, 2007

Choking

Lost for words

We choking right now

by Royal Mo' January 29, 2016

choking

The cause of blowing a four game lead in the AL Championship Series to a wild-card team with a much lower payroll.

The New York Yankees were choking hard in the 2004 ALCS.

by The Sub January 31, 2005

Choking

When you finesse, or stylishly wear an article of clothing, particularly shoes.

"Deadass my nigga, you choking the fuck outta them shoes."

by Trinidadflame January 3, 2017

choking the zombie

A term used for stimulating a limp penis and bringing it to life

My mom caught me choking the zombie last night.

by Zilch2zero December 31, 2013

choking the hamster

The act of wanking off a hairy dwarf/midget

Nick was caught choking the hamster with Tom the other day. He's one hairy dwarf.

by hairydwarf February 7, 2014

Choking the Lead Away

1. In sports, to be leading a series in the playoffs, only to lose the remaining games needed to win.

2. Losing to the lowest seeded team as the top seed, rendering the season of the top seed's team moot.

The Finals were going great for the Warriors, until they ended up choking the lead away to the Cavaliers.

Ex. Blowing a 3-1 lead in a series, Blowing a 3-0 lead in a series, '15-'16 Warriors, '06-'07 Dallas Mavericks.

by Nova Buster July 17, 2016