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Charm Monster

A person whos "working it" bigtime all the time.
Refrence is for men mostly who are otherwise also known as charismatic "players".
These people be working their charms or mojo to seduce you into whatever situation profits them.
Charm monsters are usually well versed in the art of social navigation, one-on-one interaction,seduction or "luring you in".
I'm digging the charm so far ..total bummer if its the charm monster
by Kundalinite November 15, 2010
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ankle charms

Alludes to the weight and pendulous distension in one's ball bag, resulting from sufficient neglect from one's lover and a failure to blow a load.
My ankle charms are killing me babe, can we excuse ourselves from Sunday dinner with your parents and do something about this?
by Niko the Turk May 27, 2018
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Charm-Plex

An asshole with a charming complex i.e. Charm-Plex
The irritating asshole on a party bus who you have to work with the next day.

An energetically smashed windbag on a party bus.

This is the person who gets the party bus pulled over for dancing on coolers – to lady gaga, a scene, the only scene that is far more effective than reciting the pledge of allegiance for ridding morning wood.

Mickey: I hate going to work the morning after… is it too much to avoid him?

Jenney: Morning after? Him? WHAT THE HELL?!?!?

Mickey: Honey, Bob got completely pissed at the game, it’s a good thing he’s got a charm-plex or i’d call in sick.
by Bad-Wolf113 June 29, 2010
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This Charming Man

Punctured bicycle
On a hillside desolate
Will nature make a man of me yet?
When in this charming car
This charming man
Why pamper life's complexity
When the leather runs smooth
On the passenger's seat?
I would go out tonight
But I haven't got a stitch to wear
This man said, "It's gruesome
That someone so handsome should care"
Ah, a jumped-up pantry boy
Who never knew his place
He said, "Return the ring"
He knows so much about these things
He knows so much about these things
I would go out tonight
But I haven't got a stitch to wear
This man said, "It's gruesome
That someone so handsome should care"
La, la-la, la-la, la-la, this charming man
Oh, la-la, la-la, la-la, this charming man
Ah, a jumped-up pantry boy
Who never knew his place
He said, "Return the ring"
He knows so much about these things
He knows so much about these things
He knows so much about these things
by Death Menace February 17, 2023
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Charming the Snake

Jerking-off or being jerked-off.
I walked in on the TV Repair man charming the snake.
by Dr. Jym July 23, 2017
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Charming Sponge

A person who does not work and mooches off those around them.
Tina's bf is just a charming sponge.
by Thewafflking August 16, 2016
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The Lucky Charm

After placing a handful of multi-colored peanut M&Ms in one’s anus without the knowledge of the top, the bottom then climbs onto the top and pushes them out onto his chest or face while saying, “Taste the rainbow, Bitch!”
This top was being a real jerk, so I gave him the lucky charm.
by Alqualonde March 25, 2021
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