Person: "who is making so much noise at the front of the line?"
Other person: "oh its the clout chasing calpurnia crackheads who were here since 3am"
Other person: "oh its the clout chasing calpurnia crackheads who were here since 3am"
by drop of dawn & grease is gone November 22, 2018
Get the clout chasing calpurnia crackheads mug.Someone who is full of themselves and has an idol who did nothing worth even being slightly rewarded for.
by 12899 April 29, 2013
Get the Calderic mug.A standard system of measurement for determining if a girls booty is in the correct size range. This is done by placing the tips of your thumbs together and pointing your pinkies straight out to determine if a females butt fits within that size range. This system of measurement can be misleading if you have been drinking and your calipers become more flexible leading to a morning of shame and self-loathing.
Situation 1:
Justin: "I was drinking too much last night and my butt calipers caused me to bring home a heffer."
Chris: "That's unfortunate, you should probably chalk this one up to a slump buster"
Situation 2:
Samer: "I saw this girl at the club last night and was so excited when she fit perfectly within my butt calipers. Unfortunately it turns out she was like sixty years old!"
Nick: "You still had sex with her didn't you?"
Samer: "You're focusing on all the wrong details."
Justin: "I was drinking too much last night and my butt calipers caused me to bring home a heffer."
Chris: "That's unfortunate, you should probably chalk this one up to a slump buster"
Situation 2:
Samer: "I saw this girl at the club last night and was so excited when she fit perfectly within my butt calipers. Unfortunately it turns out she was like sixty years old!"
Nick: "You still had sex with her didn't you?"
Samer: "You're focusing on all the wrong details."
by cmoney55 September 9, 2011
Get the butt calipers mug.by PZ8 WizardSky_Yt March 21, 2019
Get the Cappernickel mug.A person who navigates through forum threads and remains ghosting and observational until the moment of their convenience arrives and attempts to catch someone red handed.
by SILENT@CPIXEL January 14, 2008
Get the Thread Camper mug.Modern Warfare 2 Vocablary:
The uncontrable delightful emotion that a Modern Warfare 2 player receives after achieving the prestigious killstreak "Nuke", while camping throughout the entire gaming match.
The uncontrable delightful emotion that a Modern Warfare 2 player receives after achieving the prestigious killstreak "Nuke", while camping throughout the entire gaming match.
Player 1: OMG!
Player 2: What?
Player 1: That Camper Fag ( see camper fag ) got a nuke! I bet he's jumping up and down with enjoyment right now.
Player 2: Yeah thats a serious case of Camper's Delight
Player 2: What?
Player 1: That Camper Fag ( see camper fag ) got a nuke! I bet he's jumping up and down with enjoyment right now.
Player 2: Yeah thats a serious case of Camper's Delight
by Leroy Whiteboy May 31, 2010
Get the Camper's Delight mug.by UnknownFF84 April 29, 2019
Get the Megan Capper mug.