Caffreener

Someone who is addicted to caffeine, but has chosen to abstain in order to remain free from the downsides of caffeine addiction.

Do you want a coffee mate? No - I used to drink a lot of coffee, but now I’m a caffreener.

by bulbousity December 16, 2023

Caffiness

The feeling of elation that comes when one discovers, usually after an extended period of time, that there is more coffee left over to drink in one’s cup.

I found true caffiness today. I got back to my desk and found I still had some coffee left over.

by jaraket January 27, 2024

caffeination machination

This happens when you are really over-caffeinated and you come up with some diabolical scheme or plot to do something a bit evil. It seems like a good idea at the time, but it typically backfires on you and you are the one suffering the consequences. It's fun while you're coming up with it though - so there's that.

Kevin: "Who keeps on sending me fishing lure catalogues? I am loving it. I am simply in heaven. There's no going back!"
Mary: (Muttering to herself) "Damn! This wasn't supposed to happen!"
Kevin: "Mary? Would you like to go on a fishing date with me? I know where the catfish meow if you know what I mean..."
Mary: "It appears that I have yet again fallen prey to another caffeination machination."

by von groovy September 3, 2024