Slack and cack

When you are giving that sloppy toppy and you nut in her mouth and leave.

Hey Martha! What did you and Tom do lay night?
You know the usual slack and cack

by Pissysissykitty March 17, 2021

Monster Cack

A cock larger than 8 inches with piercings giving it the appearance of an angry catapillar or monster.

Stephen's jacobs ladder and prince albert made his huge penis look like a monster cack.

by Akashaceleste December 12, 2008

Cack and Bullz

A more fun way to say cock and balls. Put the emphasis on the A in cack and the U and Z in bullz. The best thing about this is you can say it under your breath in lieu of cock and balls and people don't usually understand what you really mean.

Example 1: Darren is giving her his CACK AND BULLZ!

Example 2: Tripp "Joe did you study for our math test today?"
Joe "No man, I am going to take the cack and bullz!"

by Gen Snafu December 04, 2010

cack dock

A place to dock (park/insert) your cack (penis)

My cack dock is clean and open...slighty.
A place for you to dock your cack.

by fattyfatninja May 05, 2010

cack on the cob

When u poo on a stick and sell it on for food.

Excuse me sir. Would you like to buy a Cack on The Cob?

by Mike Goodwin May 28, 2006

cack crash

When your penis gets too tired to perform and just quits on you. Before a cack crash, your penis will usually be extremely excited like someone pumped him full of caffeine.

Duder 1: "Hey doggy how'd it go with that brizzle last night?"

Duder 2: "Well it started off great, but then my dick just went limp on me. I was all hard at first so I thought it would be an epic f*ck session, but it wasn't."

Duder 1: "Oh man, that's classic cack crash, B. Better luck next time.... oh wait there won't be a next time biatch!"

Duder 2: "Yeah... thanks a lot you dick."

by westfalia October 06, 2010

Cack Sucker

A person from Missouri (Oilfield Slang)

by Anonymous February 09, 2003