Calm your tots

What you say when someone needs to chill out! Calm your tots!

She needs to calm your tots!!

by Bunifer April 19, 2018

calm down ron

What Harry saids to Ron: CALM DOWN RON

Ron: SHUT UP MALFOY.
Harry: CALM DOWN RON

by shemalethemight January 4, 2021

calm your titties

Literally, why does "calm your titties" have two definitions that are the exact same letter for letter.

Person 1: i just looked up calm your titties on UD
Person 2: I know, it has 2 definitions that are the same

by Legohexman May 30, 2021

calm down ron

What Ron says when he is angry at Malfoy: SHUT UP MALFOY.
What Harry saids to Ron: CALM DOWN RON

Ron: SHUT UP MALFOY.
Harry: CALM DOWN RON

by shemalethemight January 4, 2021

Calm your goats

To tell a person to calm down or to relax.

Jeff said calm your goats to Martha when she was starting to get mad.

by Toeatcake May 21, 2019

Calm the farm turbo

What you say to someone who is "carrying on like a pork chop"...meant to diffuse a situation where somebody is vociferous about a subject to the point of resembling a farm vehicle equipped with turbo doing "circle work" in the paddock.

Bloody this, this bloody that, the world's against me, I'm about to "go postal" and the next person who looks at me sideways is gonna cop a "Liverpool kiss"

...."calm the farm turbo mate", go have a lie down and "she'll be apples" in the morning ;)

by The Gavinator March 10, 2022

calm your spirit

Nicest way to tell your gf/bf to shut the FUCK up.

Derrick always tells Esther to calm your spirit when she won't leave things alone. Wes

by Mz.Wonderful February 11, 2018