by Bunifer April 19, 2018
Get the Calm your totsmug. by shemalethemight January 4, 2021
Get the calm down ronmug. Literally, why does "calm your titties" have two definitions that are the exact same letter for letter.
Person 1: i just looked up calm your titties on UD
Person 2: I know, it has 2 definitions that are the same
Person 2: I know, it has 2 definitions that are the same
by Legohexman May 30, 2021
Get the calm your tittiesmug. by shemalethemight January 4, 2021
Get the calm down ronmug. by Toeatcake May 21, 2019
Get the Calm your goatsmug. What you say to someone who is "carrying on like a pork chop"...meant to diffuse a situation where somebody is vociferous about a subject to the point of resembling a farm vehicle equipped with turbo doing "circle work" in the paddock.
Bloody this, this bloody that, the world's against me, I'm about to "go postal" and the next person who looks at me sideways is gonna cop a "Liverpool kiss"
...."calm the farm turbo mate", go have a lie down and "she'll be apples" in the morning ;)
...."calm the farm turbo mate", go have a lie down and "she'll be apples" in the morning ;)
by The Gavinator March 10, 2022
Get the Calm the farm turbomug. by Mz.Wonderful February 11, 2018
Get the calm your spiritmug.