calm your nuts

Like "calm your tits" but nuts, ie. balls

Guy 1: "I can't believe ____'s been dickin around with my girl! I outta fuck that guy up!"
Guy 2: "Dude calm your nuts!"

by Manateecup July 29, 2015

damage my calm

You’re making someone mad. Said by Jayne in Serenity, the cinematic finale to the criminally underrated and short lived series Firefly.

That ruttin’ girl is beginning to damage my calm

by KnightofNerdom February 21, 2020

Calm your knob

An expression uttered when an individual reacts in an inappropriately excited manner to a given situation.

Jim: "Oh, my God. Did you see that guy hit on my girlfriend? He gave her a drink and smiled at her. He's totally trying to hit on her. I'm going to fight him."

Dave: "Calm your knob, Jim. He's the bartender."

by Annon665 December 4, 2021

calm your titties

Literally, why does "calm your titties" have two definitions that are the exact same letter for letter.

Person 1: i just looked up calm your titties on UD
Person 2: I know, it has 2 definitions that are the same

by Legohexman May 30, 2021

Calm your tots

What you say when someone needs to chill out! Calm your tots!

She needs to calm your tots!!

by Bunifer April 19, 2018

calm down ron

What Ron says when he is angry at Malfoy: SHUT UP MALFOY.
What Harry saids to Ron: CALM DOWN RON

Ron: SHUT UP MALFOY.
Harry: CALM DOWN RON

by shemalethemight January 4, 2021

calm down ron

What Harry saids to Ron: CALM DOWN RON

Ron: SHUT UP MALFOY.
Harry: CALM DOWN RON

by shemalethemight January 4, 2021