buffalobster

The fiercest seafaring creature to scuttle around. Pinchers of a world class lobster, a lobster fin, and the head and torso of a buffalo. Perhaps best known for its epic battle against Sharkdopus in the year of our lord 2004 and again in 2005. The battle lasting over a year caused both a major tsunami Hurricane Katrina. The Buffalobster is often placed in the same category as the lake placid type animal kingdom monsters. imagine a duck billed platypus but glorious.

Holy shit dude!! it's a godamn buffalobster!! lets get the fuck out of here!

by Doogie,theoneandonly February 23, 2011

Buffalo Ninja

When you have sex with a girl that looks as ugly as a buffalo, and then sneak out like a ninja afterward.

Hey Bro, so I totally Buffalo Ninja'd Sarah last night.

by D0TTer aka DUBZ May 26, 2012

Buffalo tits

A woman with breasts so large that if she were to crawl on her hands and knees, they would drag the ground.

"Dude, she has buffalo tits!"

by Atl311man June 29, 2014

buffalo wing face

A bloody, vaginal secretion mix, smeared on ones face through means of kissing after the woman sucks off a mans penis after intercourse with her period and he kisses her after

After Lafawnduh finished cleaning me off from that bloody snatch, bitch tried kissing me. I said " ain't in the mood for no buffalo wing face"

by D-crew August 1, 2016

buffalo fisting

Going elbow deep in a horny, gigantic, bush-laden woman

"I took a grenade for a friend last night. I buffalo fisted the shit out of some bitch"

"I always get a bush burn on my elbow when I'm buffalo fisting. "

"Blue cheese lube is best for Buffalo Fisting "

by Angry Dragon 513 March 23, 2017

Buffalo Milk

The squirting ejaculate of an extremely obese female. Usually expelled in copious, sheet and carpet soaking amounts.

I took that fat chick home last night and banged her so hard she soaked my bed in Buffalo milk.

She squatted her big fat meat curtains over my face and flicked her bean until she unleashed her buffalo milk all over my face.

by Eaton Holgoode January 24, 2018

Buffalo Bow Tie

Quickly slicing your enemy's throat with a sharp blade then jamming an extra-hot buffalo wing into the wound.

Claire gave her abusive boss a Buffalo Bow Tie. She escaped and was never heard from again.

by Hypoartist August 10, 2018