London Blitz

Also known as the London Shitz.
When one takes a laxative before receiving a rim job and proceeds to excrete uncontrollable diaroea in the partners mouth.

I decided to give Stacey a London Blitz last night while she was rimming me.
I've never seen her move so fast.

by Stæcei April 23, 2015

blitz

Someone who is cursed and always misses the best stuff. To become the blitz you must stray from your group of friends.

Dude! You missed it! One of the beer pipes broke so there was free beer for everyone! Sorry, but I guess you are the new blitz.

by MonicaEGeller March 16, 2015

Jizz Blitz

A Jizz Blitz loves to Jizz on everything and will Jizz on you when not even expected.

"I just got Jizz Blitzed on..where were you?"

by Veggiezombie69 October 8, 2008

blitzball

A fictitious game from the novel A Separate Peace that combines the elements of soccer, American football and the Blitzkrieg to form a fast-paced and unpredictable activity.

Finny accidentally created the game of Blitzball while playing on the field with Gene.

by mr_shling April 23, 2004

food blister

Someone who is so fat they look like they are going to pop.

Think about the starving children you fucking food blister!

by Rich October 31, 2003

blitz out with your tits out

To proverbially rock out with your cock out if your genitals happen to be on the inside.

My boyfriend tried to make me feel guilty about going out tonight, but whatevs. But everyone else told me to "blitz out with your tits out". I'll worry about him in the morning.

by epilepticpeat October 8, 2008

Blit

A slang term to signify the hypothetical clitoris of a boy. Often used in reference to the penis in submissive intercourse.

“That boy was burning rubber with his blit!”

“I told him I wasn’t going to watch RuPaul until my blit was picked”

by Minty Tramp May 3, 2019