turd bib

Laying down a layer of asswipe in the toilet before taking a shit, greatly reducing the possibility of leaving skid marks.
Before blowing an O-ring at my girlfriends’s house I put a turd bib in the toilet bowl so no residual will be left behind.
by D’Quantavious Smith February 11, 2025
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bib effect

the bib effect is an effect on Football Fusion that makes gives the underdogs +25 OVR.
The Bills just used the bib effect on the Titans.
by iogiticz99 April 28, 2020
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Dick-bib

Dick-Bib
A device made of rubber or cloth used to absorb dick-tears caused through non sexual excitement.
"Oh good lord above, someone get me my dick-bib, these phillyhoma philly queso chilli fries are causing my dick tears of joy"
by ChlorineChat January 20, 2021
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