beating a dead penis

When someone excessively pesters you about whether you had an erection in response to seeing someone

Peter: So you had a massive boner the entire time, right?
Paul: No, dude, you're beating a dead penis.

by TheNonErect August 9, 2023

nebraska beating

when an induvidual playfully hits someone, but in return receives a full out spazz attack/beating

"wow kristen just gave avery a full on nebraska beating when all she did was tap her on the shoulder"

by AGOSLT July 7, 2012

esports betting

Betting on video game matches either with virtual items that have a value or real money.

Counter strike player winning an esports bet: ez skins ez life
*esports betting*

by MSD101 April 29, 2015

egg beating

Masturbating while cracking eggs onto yourself.

Chris was egg beating in the other room

by ayylmao-kek July 3, 2015

butlers beating

When the penis causes so much pain to the vagina it's described as a butlers beating

I can't sit down today, Adam was over last nite and gave me a butlers beating

by Fretking26 June 19, 2017

Meating Beating

The beating of the meating in which your are depleting the nutting of the penis. Usually done in circles to avoid possibly being gay, because without your bros there with you jacking off how would you be able to prove you aren't gay and were indeed not watching gay pornography.

Jacob: Hey man, you attending the meating beating today after school?
Bob: Nah man, my yeetard of a father is making me give him a rimjob.

by YeetController October 7, 2018

Side Belting

The act of fat blokes wearing their belts with the buckle to the side so that it doesn’t dig in to overhanging stomachs.

“I have been able to sit up straight in a chair since I started side belting instead of just laying down eating biscuits”

by Johngefc June 25, 2021