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Beerster

A fourteen year old boy who believes he will never get married and instead drinks beer all his life. He plans on having around fourty pitbulls that eat Spinster women's cats. He also most likely has a beer belly which is not too pleasant.
Ronnie: Hey man, get up off of your plaid couch and lets go clubin!!

Ross: Naah, id rather just sit here and drink beer. Its better for me to embrace my beerster-ness fate now instead of later.
by spinster jess March 30, 2008
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virgin beers

NAs (non-alcoholic) beers, or 'non-als'.
Like their cousins the alcopops (a.k.a. poof juice), virgin beers are for the alcorexic!
by hammer---;, hytham June 1, 2007
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beerstein

those sweet mugs that german people drink their awesome beer with
That is a cool looking beerstein you are drinking out of my fellow german beer drinker!

Ja sir!
by beer drinker341 September 26, 2006
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Beersicle

1) the result of the intentional freezing of beer for frozen consumption in the same manner as home-made popsicles.
2) the accidental result of leaving bottled beer inside a freezer too long; this usually shatters the bottle to produce a frozen, sticky, undrinkable mess. They are an inherent risk of using freezers to rapid-cool room temperature bottled beer for the chilled consumption preferred in North America.
Man, you left my brew in the fridge too long, dude! Thanks for the beersicles, asshole...
by John J. Ronald February 9, 2006
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Beertunity

Noun ; The opportunity to taste a beer one has never tasted before.
I had a beertunity and couldn't pass it up!
by Beertunity October 21, 2014
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Beets of Burden Burger

From Bob's Burgers: a burger that comes with beets
"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's the Beets of Burden Burger, you should try it!"
by America Lover 🇺🇸 November 20, 2018
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zero beers

Rating a woman on a scale of how many beers you must consume before you're willing to have sex with her, zero beers implies she's so hot no beers are necessary.
Kenny: You met Francine yet?
Dave: Why she hot?
Kenny: Zero beers, bro.
Dave: Oh wow, that hot!
by artist6000 May 28, 2014
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