Beertunity's definitions

beermergency

The realization that a valuable beer you have in stock will soon go bad and you have too many to drink all of them in an appropriate time frame.

I cracked open a beer that one month ago, waited in a sleet storm for 3 hours to get. The beer is changing dramatically. I did an immediate on hands count, and declared a beermergency. We must drink this beer before it goes bad!!

by beertunity January 6, 2015

beertarded

One who samples too many beers and becomes confused, disoriented, and mentally challenged.

My wife stood up after a beer tasting and walked into a wall. We realized she was beertarded.

by beertunity March 15, 2016

Beertunity

Noun ; The opportunity to taste a beer one has never tasted before.

I had a beertunity and couldn't pass it up!

by Beertunity October 21, 2014