beaner packed

Filling a car with more people than the car can fit

Jose beaner packed the car

by LAJ-666 October 18, 2013

Benedict Arnold Bath

When you promise your load to a willing little whore, then go back on your word, lay on your back, throw your legs behind your head, and bust on your own face. You commit treason on yourself.

Nancy sure was surprised when instead of giving her a facial as usual, I rolled over and gave myself a Benedict Arnold Bath.

by Brooks III December 25, 2007

beaner packing

When a large group of people(generally Hispanic families) cram into a compact size car and travel.

My garage sale was like a circus,a tiny clown car pulled up and 14 beaner packing mexicans jumped out wanting to buy my used goods for a tenth of what they were marked.

by hooolio February 12, 2009

beaner baby

A small child learning how to commit crimes before he's old enough to walk. Runs around stealing, being dirty, and learning to complain that he is being unfairly treated in America because his parents crawled under barbed wire to get him here.

"You see that Beaner Baby taking those hubcaps?"
Yeah I do, and why is he wearing Paco/Tommy/G Unit clothing while bitching about having no money?"
I dont know, I dont know

by Philly G January 26, 2007

Beaneritis

A disease that turns your skin brown, stuns your growth, gives you the sudden urge to hop fences, you become addicted to beans and stealing cars from white people. Beaneritis will also lead to not showering and watching Spanish soap operas.

Austin Powers: Doctor, Why did my skin turn brown? I woke up this morning and i felt like mowing my neighbors lawn for $1, whats happening to me?
Doctor: Well it seems that you have a condition known as Beaneritis.
Austin Powers: NO!!!

by SmokethatGreen March 4, 2009

beaner rag

what a mexican uses to jerk off into; specifically a tissue or a dirty condom found on the dirt.

tito gave me his used beaner rag for my turn at it.

by makjfadfha November 6, 2007

beaner buster

slang name for a border cop, border police

That beaner buster caught Pedro and jailed him!

by da0ibdbf August 1, 2010