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European backdoor

When someone takes a massive escargot diarrhea shit into another person baggette favored starfish while holding a beret.
That escargot yesterday could really bring up our moral if your down with a European backdoor tonight. Or now
by Lookslikeabluewaffleday March 10, 2021
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Backdoor

by Oh long Johnson May 23, 2013
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backdoor

A piece of code built into software which allows it's creator entry. This type of system is usually unneccecary, but has two main reasons.

1. To automatically create an account with full priviledges that is hidden from the user(s) of the program, so any time they get locked out the creator can log in and solve the prblem for them (a maintenance account)
2. as above, but with ulterior motives. See spyware
3. As above, but because the software is not designed for used by it's creator.

Particularly common in movies about or involving computer hacking.
1. "The user had forgotten his password, so I had to use the backdoor and create him a clean account."

2. "The moron downloaded the program and now I'm watching his every move through the backdoor!"

3. "I was designing a new piece of control software for NASA, but I threw in an emergency backdoor as a precaution."
by Andrew Kismet February 16, 2004
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backdoorblow

The act of you getting a blowjob from behind. When the man is on all fours!!!!
Man I had a backdoorblow yesterday.
by Just a GI March 10, 2008
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Backdoor Cannon

The art of getting a partner in the doggystyle position, then taking one's testicles and putting them in said partners butthole. You then get a jurassic erection, which resembles a cannon, then proceed to knock one out onto the partners back.
Oh man, i totally backdoor cannoned some girl last night, she was a slut, but a real champ about it. My shnutz were aching from all the butt action
by colin anus August 14, 2010
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backdoor cunt

A slang term for one's anus/bumhole.
After I have a poo, I always wipe my backdoor cunt.
by walvy January 24, 2012
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greek backdoor

The Greek Backdoor is a sexual act common among the artist communities of Mogadishu, Somalia and San Antonio, Texas. First, one must acquire plain, unsweetened Fage Greek yoghurt, vodka, and kahlua. The yoghurt is stuffed in the orifice of one's choosing, into which the partner will penetrate. Upon completion, the mixture of Fage Greek yoghurt and cum is used as a substitute for milk in a White Russian cocktail. The partners then enjoy the fruits of their labor.
Last night, Judith and I enjoyed our first Greek backdoor. While the act was messy, to say the least, it was the best White Russian I've ever enjoyed!
by Kraig L. Ferguson March 29, 2017
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