bowling_dude

An awesome streamer who streams on Twitch.tv

Have you watched Bowling_dude on twitch? He fails at so many games; it's comically bad.

by notbowlingdude June 11, 2019

Boolang

verb To quickly dispose or divest oneself of something that has not been fully utilized, esp. when initial expectations for the purchase or investment were unreasonably high. Examples: Purchasing a guitar that is never used and subsequently giving it away to a friend. Dropping out of school one term before finishing.

You bought too much spinach; it's just going to take up space in your refrigerator until it starts rotting and then you'll boolang it.

by Gandring December 13, 2021

stalk booking

stalking via facebook; you've all done it. looking a little to hard for that sexy co-worker, or ex-whatever...

can't wait to start stalk booking these hotties.

by the real mr t. January 13, 2009

Lurk Booking

the act of lurking on anyone on facebook

Guy 1: What are you doing on that computer?

Guy2: Just Lurk Booking!

Guy1: Lurker

by LittleBabyGuy March 29, 2010

Thunder Bowling

Indeed - not to be confused with weather phenomenon - The act of dropping a deuce accompanied by extreme flatulence.

Thunder bowling can cause quite a splash of precipitation as well, in addition to its characteristic, porcelain-amplified sound - remarkably similar to the call of an elk in distress.

Kevin: "Man, are you okay? Between the sound and the stench, you've got everyone nervous."

Jim: "Sorry. That bean burrito's got me thunder bowling. Let's get out of here before they see what a mess I've made."

by Soul Hoosier February 21, 2013

Story Booking

By adding a story book end-after when somebody is done talking to add humor to a typically dark topic.

Grahm: Hey, that looks just like my dad who left me when I was a baby...
Jacob: Said Grahm sadly.
Grahm: Are you story booking me?
Jacob: You're damn right I was.

by jacobraybans May 3, 2013

Bare Bowling

The act of lifting up the toilet seat, resting your bottom directly on the outer ring of the bowl and dumping.

Cliff: Hey Ronnie! You doing okay in there?
Ronnie: Of course I am. Got a great poo flow going. Probably because I'm bare bowling.

Roger: Hey Don. Do you have he answer to question number 2 about Ben Franklins dumping style?
Don: Yeah, he was a bare bowler.

by CornChipSammy March 20, 2015