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Giraffe With a Bayonet In It's Ballsack

The description of a really disgusting bagel.
Eww ZOMGWTFBBQ this bagel tastes like a giraffe with a bayonet in it's ballsack!

Dude, look at his bagel, looks like a giraffe with a bayonet in it's ballsack.
by BR D3M0N April 9, 2009
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Ballsack McMichealson

1. The name of an imaginary player in the Super Bowl, when one realizes that everyone else knows whats goin on, but you dont.
2. An exclamation that one can use when all else seems boring.
3. A term used by a smartass when referring to a question asked by a friend.
1. "Who made that catch by the way?" "Ballsack McMichealson!"
2. "BALLSACK MCMICHEALSON!"
3. "Who else is going to dinner with us?" "Ballsack McMichealson..."
by Poiker April 7, 2005
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ballsack margarita

When a man takes sandpaper and rubs it all over his ballsack for 15 minutes. Immediately after, the ballsack is dipped into a margarita glass filled with salt and vinegar.
My nuts hurt so bad, it must have been from that ballsack margarita I had last night...
by Americanboy3 January 12, 2009
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Ballsac

A lukewarm skin covered often oval shaped solid, filled with living microscopic swimming 'tadpoles' (sperm)
Dude your ballsac is what makes babies
by CSG3 May 18, 2011
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Ballsackular

Anything pretaning to or involving ballsacks.. Also.. The exact opposite of spectacular.
GOD!!! i just got pwnt.. that was ballsackular!
by Testacular! May 9, 2008
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ballswacka

A ballswacka is a ruller made for the smackin of the balls.
Hey me and my frien were playing video games and i lost so he used his ballswacka on me!
by FrontlineLjt96 August 16, 2009
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Ballsac Gravy

When you wear underwear that isn't breathable and your junk gets really sweaty, it creates a problem in your pants known as Ballsac Gravy.
I'm really glad I wear Pair of Thieves underwear, it eliminates Ballsac Gravy!
by Uploads of Fun March 25, 2020
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